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Don't use your phone while you poop

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Re: Don't use your phone while you poop

#141

Back when we lived without phones, we used to read instruction labels on all and any household cleaning products that were stored in the bathroom. I bet there too was some obscure newspaper column that advised against that. Yet, lo and behold, we survived!

I read magazines or books.

Re: Don't use your phone while you poop

#143

Flip side: more sitting on the toilet ensures a more complete emptying and less rushing/straining.

? What? A healthy colon and diet usually do not need to strain or rush. Just sit and poop. like 1min tops.

Rocketman the Master Blaster, is that you?

Re: Don't use your phone while you poop

#145
post #27

Obvious, and yet will be ignored Also, it's nasty. Check out how dirty your phone already is, then add fecal matter to that (you really think when you poop it just lands neatly in the bowl and nothing goes into the air?)

> it’s nasty … add fecal matter … you really think when you poop it just lands neatly in the bowl and nothing goes in the air?

Mine does, but I like to aim in the bowl. You’re not pooing in handstand pose, are you? No, wait, you’re right - just think - if you can smell it, you’re putting anus molecules directly in your nose. ;)

In all seriousness, thinking poop is in the air and getting on your phone is FUD. That’s not happening in detectable or meaningful amounts. If poop was in the air enough to get on your phone, then your phone would be the last of your worries, it would be everywhere, you’d already be breathing it, it would be on your face and clothes, it would be escaping the bathroom, and everyone everywhere would be sick. That’s not happening.

Touching bathroom surfaces is a bigger concern by orders of magnitude, and personal hygiene is much bigger than that by more orders of magnitude - the only thing you need to worry about in practice is what you touch and whether you wash your hands, and you can alleviate the majority of issues touching things by grabbing one square of TP to touch things with…

Re: Don't use your phone while you poop

#146

Back when we lived without phones, we used to read instruction labels on all and any household cleaning products that were stored in the bathroom. I bet there too was some obscure newspaper column that advised against that. Yet, lo and behold, we survived!

> Yet, lo and behold, we survived!

The article isn't claiming it'll kill you...

Re: Don't use your phone while you poop

#150
My main take in this area is that reading HN/Reddit actively makes it harder to get the business done. Certain phone games seem way better.

My more general hypothesis is that generally reading interesting stuff is too engaging, and the brain needs to relax "just right".

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