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Don't use your phone while you poop

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Re: Don't use your phone while you poop

#61
post #27

Obvious, and yet will be ignored Also, it's nasty. Check out how dirty your phone already is, then add fecal matter to that (you really think when you poop it just lands neatly in the bowl and nothing goes into the air?)

Is it really possible that yours splatters as much as that? Couldn't you wear a polythene kilt?

Re: Don't use your phone while you poop

#62
post #27

Obvious, and yet will be ignored Also, it's nasty. Check out how dirty your phone already is, then add fecal matter to that (you really think when you poop it just lands neatly in the bowl and nothing goes into the air?)

Surely whatever is aerosolised gets over your body and clothing too - so your phone would be less dirty than the rest of you, except the parts you washed with soap.

Would be interesting to see a study on this, not my instinct is mobile phone use whilst sitting on the toilet doesn't increase germ exposure in any measurable way.

Re: Don't use your phone while you poop

#63
Pooping is interesting. Having a toddler reminded me how pooping is this uniquely vulnerable, sensitive time for humans. I think a lot of us use books/phones/etc to distract ourselves from a sensorily intense activity. I'm not saying that's a good or bad thing, just noting it.

I will say that playing my Nintendo DS on the toilet many years ago gave me hemorrhoids that still persist decades later. Don't camp on the toilet.

Re: Don't use your phone while you poop

#64
post #40

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Long-time toiletsitter, here. No haemorrhoids.

Some people don’t die from cancer after smoking their whole lives either.

I can tell you're not going to like it if I light up next time I sit down to it.

Re: Don't use your phone while you poop

#65

Back when we lived without phones, we used to read instruction labels on all and any household cleaning products that were stored in the bathroom. I bet there too was some obscure newspaper column that advised against that. Yet, lo and behold, we survived!

That is a real phenomena for a chunk of the population but I'm trying to understand what it is. Is it ADHD?

Re: Don't use your phone while you poop

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post #48
post #24

If pooping is the only time you spend away from your phone, you're not spending enough time away from your phone.

The reason we have declining birth rates is phones. It's not the economy. People have overwhelmingly been historically poor. Our ancestors ate rotting and festering meat and they had plenty of kids. Your great great grandparents went through some shit. HN community demographics are the exception to the rule. The problem is every man and woman is sucked into a phone. They're never bored. There's no need to plan for lo…

Your great great grandparents didn't effectively get fined for having each child. It was quite the opposite.

You make some really good points, but I feel they are a result of a greed-pilled, mean-spirited and individualistic-to-the-point-of-self-harm culture we're all sadly living under rather than the underlying cause.

Re: Don't use your phone while you poop

#68
post #15

From an evolutionary perspective, this is a super vulnerable moment and are in a state of hyper vigilance.

Yeah, exactly this. Once you have a toddler you realize there is an inherent desire to be alone while pooping. There is a sort of shame about this. Always Sunny made a joke about this: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TFqzjdk5XPs

Re: Don't use your phone while you poop

#69

Back when we lived without phones, we used to read instruction labels on all and any household cleaning products that were stored in the bathroom. I bet there too was some obscure newspaper column that advised against that. Yet, lo and behold, we survived!

I read about ancient greek mithology
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