Don't use your phone while you poop
nate.spot
Don't use your phone while you poop
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Re: Don't use your phone while you poop
#2But then how would I take the photo I need to feed my AI-powered fecal analysis agent?
Re: Don't use your phone while you poop
#3Not just your phone. Don't read books or magazines or do other things.
Get in, take your dump, be done in max 6mins, get up. Don't strain.
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#4...but then when will I do my Duolingo?
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#5But then how would I take the photo I need to feed my AI-powered fecal analysis agent?
I’m confused, doesn’t your toilet bowl already do that for you?
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/12/despite-accessing-us...
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#6what if i end up daydreamin?
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#7Who read this while in the act?
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#8Literally read this on the toilet. Thanks!
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#9I have an AI agent that poops for me and just reports the results.
Re: Don't use your phone while you poop
#10But then how would I take the photo I need to feed my AI-powered fecal analysis agent?
Pro tip: send the photo to spammy overseas recruiters, bonus if you add the photo in a .docx with a password. then when they call you asking for the password, tell them over the phone so you can hear their reaction when they see it.