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US Military asks troops for 'creative and unconventional' ideas to punish Iran

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Re: US Military asks troops for 'creative and unconventional' ideas to punish Iran

#31

Here is an idea: the only way to win is a large and extremely costly invasion, actual troops on the ground for probably a decade. Nobody wants to pay that price. It was insane to start this war, and everybody knew it but Netanyahu and Trump. I can't believe Rubio was stupid enough to go along with it.

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Re: US Military asks troops for 'creative and unconventional' ideas to punish Iran

#32
post #6

Turn all the under-mountain missile cities into super-mega-mall-cities with Whole Foods, McDonalds, indoor shooting ranges, nail salons, super-walmarts, hotels, apartments, casinos, mega strip clubs and free e-bikes to get from business to business as the tunnels go on for miles. Free unlimited, uncensored WiFi, everywhere. Air conditioning, everywhere. Make each section walking-friendly. Import millions of tourists.…

This sounds like an abandoned Async ad for the backrooms.

Re: US Military asks troops for 'creative and unconventional' ideas to punish Iran

#33
Send Trump to Iran. Inside a gift box with a fancy bow. Iran destruction guaranteed.

If you don't believe me, look at the ruins formerly called White House

There is a chance that the ground will open and the strait water will become lava, but is a risk that I'm willing to take

Re: US Military asks troops for 'creative and unconventional' ideas to punish Iran

#34
post #12

Earlier quoted context omitted.

> The only one profiting is China since they've mostly transitioned away from oil... They had to use their own oil reserves to regulate the market, where they win is in soft power

> soft power hows that going for them?

> hows that going for them?

"In its July 15 report — based on interviews with more than forty-two thousand people across thirty-six countries — Pew found that China is now viewed more favorably than the United States in most nations surveyed." [0]

[0] https://www.cfr.org/articles/china-now-outranks-the-united-s...

Re: US Military asks troops for 'creative and unconventional' ideas to punish Iran

#35

Re-route all phone traffic to Comcast Customer Service.

You have no idea what you've unleashed. What if this is actually done? They said "punish", not eternal damnation! Somehow, we must prevent CENTCOM from finding this comment. We can get away with abducting Venezuelan presidents, even prejudicial executions of narco sailors, but this would set a precedent the world cannot afford.

And I think you should consider some serious self reflection. If you are having such extreme ideation, you may need help.

Re: US Military asks troops for 'creative and unconventional' ideas to punish Iran

#36
>"US Military asks troops for 'creative and unconventional' ideas to punish Iran"

I don't know, how about:

make peace with them?

?

(I'm guessing that that idea is either too creative and/or too unconventional to be considered! :-) (And yes, I am bracing for the disingenuous one or two line bot comments and downvotes!))

Re: US Military asks troops for 'creative and unconventional' ideas to punish Iran

#37

Earlier quoted context omitted.

You say 'The Real Plan' like there was any amount of planning done in the first place. We've now found ourselves on top of a bucking bronco, with every 'exit' looking worse than previous status quo.

There are short term and long term plans. The long term plans are: - Remove Ghaddafi and have chaos in Libya (accomplished). - Remove Saddam and have chaos in Iraq (accomplished). - Install a puppet regime in Egypt and suppress the muslim brotherhood (accomplished). - Remove Assad and install an ex al-Qaeda (note the irony) puppet (accomplished). - Have regime change in Iran (ongoing). Syria took nearly a decade. The…

Or there is no long term plan. Every leader is just larping as Leeroy Jenkins for short term political points which sometimes works (Crimea 2014) but unfortunately for Trump, Israel had wrong intel and whole assumption of regime change in Iran was build on invalid data.

Kind of like Russians storming into Ukraine in 2022 thinking that it is Prague 1968 but it turned out into Afghanistan 1979 and then slowly mutated into World War 1 1914

Re: US Military asks troops for 'creative and unconventional' ideas to punish Iran

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post #5

Could be deliberate theater. The real plan is a containment and a slow economic collapse of Iran anyway. If the EU and Japan pay higher energy costs, that is an added bonus for Trump.

Because isolation totally works, looks at Cuba and North Korea

I mean, it sorta works; but, only because of sheer luck. Both of those countries have no real power. Cuba, in particular, has negative value on the global scene and NK only has somewhat empty threats of nuclear weapons. The only true fear is dealing with NK's populace flooding into SK or China during any regime collapse.
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