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The American Grilled Cheese Sandwich Essay (2024)

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Re: The American Grilled Cheese Sandwich Essay (2024)

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This author is wrong. You may not add onions, avocado, or any of those other things to a grilled cheese sandwich, at least not if you are trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich. Once you start adding veggies or meat, it becomes a melt. There's nothing wrong with a melt! But words mean things, and you can't just call any sandwich you like a grilled cheese just because the bread is toasted and it has melted cheese inside.

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Instead of butter I prefer to use Mayonnaise as the fat spread on the bread to cook in the pan. It does a fantastic job.

I haven't tried actual mayo, but I did once try Miracle Whip (which is my preferred condiment in place of mayo). I would strongly advise avoiding that - the grilled cheese made with Miracle Whip was truly nasty. Proper mayo must be different in a way that makes it more effective in this task.

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> This is not a column where I will carp and complain—about air-fryer grilled cheeses, or fancy gourmet grilled cheeses, or Kraft-single grilled cheeses, or the proper application of butter, or the appropriate pan, or the degree and nature of the condiments. To me, each grilled cheese is enough, and more than enough. In this world so full of slaughter and fire, where doubt and monstrosity abound, this much is clear t…

I never understood the appeal of grilled cheese and thought it's mostly because every time I see it it's made with toast bread (???) or brioche (hard to get a decent brioche here in Poland) but I can see a variation made with what I would call bread. Will give it a go.

Not sure what you mean by toast bread, but you can't beat a good grilled cheese sandwich. My wife just makes them out of a cheap brioche bread with cheddar and American cheese. They're great when dipped in a tomato soup.

The brioche bread: https://www.walmart.com/ip/ART-BRI-BKY-BRD-20OZ/19883411944

Re: The American Grilled Cheese Sandwich Essay (2024)

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> This is not a column where I will carp and complain—about air-fryer grilled cheeses, or fancy gourmet grilled cheeses, or Kraft-single grilled cheeses, or the proper application of butter, or the appropriate pan, or the degree and nature of the condiments. To me, each grilled cheese is enough, and more than enough. In this world so full of slaughter and fire, where doubt and monstrosity abound, this much is clear t…

My dad used to make something similar to that second link when we were kids. A slice of bread, some mayo, tomato slices, salt and pepper, top with American cheese. Pop it in the oven on a cookie sheet until the bread is toasty and cheese is melted. It's quite good - but as you said, one has to have fresh tomatoes. A grocery store tomato will not cut it if you're making those!

Re: The American Grilled Cheese Sandwich Essay (2024)

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Reminds me of the exact opposite opinion (a meltdown one might even say, as mentioned in the top comment) someone on r/grilledcheese: > You people make me sick. > A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is…

Always a trip reflecting on this hyperbolic and profanity-laden style of comment from the old internet. Cringy by today’s standards.

Re: The American Grilled Cheese Sandwich Essay (2024)

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Reminds me of the exact opposite opinion (a meltdown one might even say, as mentioned in the top comment) someone on r/grilledcheese: > You people make me sick. > A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is…

That post salvaged the subreddit; before, it had lost its focus. When I came back to give it another try, that post had become a meme and a rallying cry, and the sub had a lot of legitimately interesting thoughts and discussion.

Re: The American Grilled Cheese Sandwich Essay (2024)

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The most important lesson about Grilled Cheese that I have learned is that you can buy a mix of expensive cheese, get a nice fresh loaf of sourdough bread, high quality grass fed butter. You can really make an exquisite, amazing, grilled cheese that would cost $25 at a mediocre restaurant with a side of fries. However, a 4 year old will prefer one made out of kraft singles on white.

Re: The American Grilled Cheese Sandwich Essay (2024)

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The most important lesson about Grilled Cheese that I have learned is that you can buy a mix of expensive cheese, get a nice fresh loaf of sourdough bread, high quality grass fed butter. You can really make an exquisite, amazing, grilled cheese that would cost $25 at a mediocre restaurant with a side of fries. However, a 4 year old will prefer one made out of kraft singles on white.

As a near-fifty year old who has been making sourdough for 6 years, makes homemade mayo with a grated garlic clove and freshly squeezed lemons every couple weeks, and keeps a stash of fine cheeses readily available for all occasions - I'm with the 4 year old. White bread, 2 slices of american, butter - it's hard to beat the sheer comfort, texture, flavor, gooeyness, and simplicity of the classic.

Re: The American Grilled Cheese Sandwich Essay (2024)

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> This is not a column where I will carp and complain—about air-fryer grilled cheeses, or fancy gourmet grilled cheeses, or Kraft-single grilled cheeses, or the proper application of butter, or the appropriate pan, or the degree and nature of the condiments. To me, each grilled cheese is enough, and more than enough. In this world so full of slaughter and fire, where doubt and monstrosity abound, this much is clear t…

I never understood the appeal of grilled cheese and thought it's mostly because every time I see it it's made with toast bread (???) or brioche (hard to get a decent brioche here in Poland) but I can see a variation made with what I would call bread. Will give it a go.

Take a bread that makes a good toast (to you).

Take a cheese that is soft, mellow (unless you really love pungent) and melts well under heat.

Combine such that the bread ends up perfectly toasted and the cheese in the middle melted at the same time.

I sometimes wonder if a sufficiently buttered initial toast side would make for a good inner face for the cheese to go against such that the sandwich might hold up for that much longer.

PREVENT the sandwich from sitting face down on any surface and eat while still quite warm. When I still at these frequently I'd either do it myself or ask for the sandwich to be plated such that the exposed surface area was maximized to allow the steam to escape and prevent soggy sandwiches.

Re: The American Grilled Cheese Sandwich Essay (2024)

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> This is not a column where I will carp and complain—about air-fryer grilled cheeses, or fancy gourmet grilled cheeses, or Kraft-single grilled cheeses, or the proper application of butter, or the appropriate pan, or the degree and nature of the condiments. To me, each grilled cheese is enough, and more than enough. In this world so full of slaughter and fire, where doubt and monstrosity abound, this much is clear t…

My secret is paprika powder. It changes the whole flavor profile. A fair amount is needed, and it needs to be pretty fresh powder, not something that's sat in the cupboard for two years.

Alton Brown's technique [1] of using two skillets is also great if (like me) you don't have a panini press. You put the sandwich in one skillet, heated, then put the bottom of the second skillet on top.

[1] https://altonbrown.com/recipes/perfect-grilled-cheese/

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