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Kain – A non-von Neumann language (Zero GC, Python syntax, no borrow checker)

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Post by ephemara » Sat, Jul 25, 2026, 5:12 PM UTC

Kain – A non-von Neumann language (Zero GC, Python syntax, no borrow checker)
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Re: Kain – A non-von Neumann language (Zero GC, Python syntax, no borrow checker)

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Post by ephemara » Sat, Jul 25, 2026, 5:12 PM UTC

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Re: Kain – A non-von Neumann language (Zero GC, Python syntax, no borrow checker)

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Post by tomrod » Sat, Jul 25, 2026, 5:18 PM UTC

These benchmarks look a bit off - many times faster than C++ / Rust? Are these independently implemented?

Re: Kain – A non-von Neumann language (Zero GC, Python syntax, no borrow checker)

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Post by ephemara » Sat, Jul 25, 2026, 5:32 PM UTC

tomrod wrote: post #3

These benchmarks look a bit off - many times faster than C++ / Rust? Are these independently implemented?

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Re: Kain – A non-von Neumann language (Zero GC, Python syntax, no borrow checker)

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Post by vzmax » Sat, Jul 25, 2026, 6:06 PM UTC

tomrod wrote: post #3

These benchmarks look a bit off - many times faster than C++ / Rust? Are these independently implemented?

The AI said it is faster, are you calling the AI a liar?

Re: Kain – A non-von Neumann language (Zero GC, Python syntax, no borrow checker)

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Post by tomrod » Sat, Jul 25, 2026, 7:36 PM UTC

vzmax wrote: post #5

tomrod wrote: post #3

These benchmarks look a bit off - many times faster than C++ / Rust? Are these independently implemented?

The AI said it is faster, are you calling the AI a liar?

Always, structurally.

Re: Kain – A non-von Neumann language (Zero GC, Python syntax, no borrow checker)

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Post by ephemara » Sat, Jul 25, 2026, 11:15 PM UTC

vzmax wrote: post #5

tomrod wrote: post #3

These benchmarks look a bit off - many times faster than C++ / Rust? Are these independently implemented?

The AI said it is faster, are you calling the AI a liar?

Oh yea just brush off the hundreds of cases in the benchmarks/ folder you dumb fuck. You aren't dealing with some vibe coder here. You are an idiot

Re: Kain – A non-von Neumann language (Zero GC, Python syntax, no borrow checker)

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Post by ephemara » Sat, Jul 25, 2026, 11:16 PM UTC

tomrod wrote: post #6

vzmax wrote: post #5

Earlier quoted context omitted.

The AI said it is faster, are you calling the AI a liar?

Always, structurally.

"Tomrod" = Pretentious nimrod.

Re: Kain – A non-von Neumann language (Zero GC, Python syntax, no borrow checker)

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Post by ephemara » Sat, Jul 25, 2026, 11:17 PM UTC

vzmax wrote: post #5

tomrod wrote: post #3

These benchmarks look a bit off - many times faster than C++ / Rust? Are these independently implemented?

The AI said it is faster, are you calling the AI a liar?

It`s one thing to have an AI vibe code something --- DO you want the raw exes to these benchmarks ? Download the binaries from the repo, run kain build --target llvm - boom you can see yourself. Have fun

Re: Kain – A non-von Neumann language (Zero GC, Python syntax, no borrow checker)

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Post by ephemara » Sat, Jul 25, 2026, 11:19 PM UTC

vzmax wrote: post #5

tomrod wrote: post #3

These benchmarks look a bit off - many times faster than C++ / Rust? Are these independently implemented?

The AI said it is faster, are you calling the AI a liar?

Anyways dont worry, you are here early to the language that is going to surpass rust. I`ll make a bet with you right now. This language will be up there with the giants in roughly a month from now. Remember it --- "Kain" -- enjoy your igloo you are in right now