There are plenty of legitimate things to criticize the app store review process for but this isn't one of them. Apple is protecting their users and the overall browse experience by enforcing consistency in listings. Your app's screenshots don't really show in the first three screens when they really should, these are the ones that will show up in search, at least until we can add full banners w/ iOS 27. There are all…
I suspect the blog post was an attempt at viral marketing for the app. It worked in some sense, as it’s been on places like the HN front page where this app would normally never be discussed. I’m skeptical that it converts to app downloads, but it might be helping their SEO if it gets shared across the internet enough.
Frustrating for those of us baited into reading it