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> if a bit on the expensive side. chokes on coffee From my old-man, everything-is-stupidly-expensive point of view, this is my scale: cheap side | reasonable | expensive side | Deciso boxes
I'm not disagreeing but they are quite powerful and fanless, with generous networking ports and both RAM and SSD can be upgraded. I haven't been able to find many other devices that tick so many boxes. These seem to exist on a class of their own.
Having said that, mikrotik hardware running OpenWRT feels like something that might scratch one of my itches.