Ill be honest I wasnt expecting this to be on point
Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)
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Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)
#122This is the worship of the eye of the Horus, of the entity that is both all-seeing and all-engulfing.
Black Sun, Saturn (hexagon in OpenAI logo, anyone?), saturnalias and all the ensuing and tangential cults. The ouroboric cult of Singularity, etc.
The clergy beyond those AI corporations uses those symbols to express the intent for power, total control and surveillance.
The amount of esoteric obsession of those who print and own money to feed the AI beast, is staggering.
To each according to his wits.
Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)
#123Have you tried clicking the Claude logo? https://x.com/ertug/status/2072339797708849398
Sometimes it feels like we're living in an episode of Silicon Valley, the show.
Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)
#124Claude is the only one that looks like an asshole. The rest are just circular, or not even that. Does every circle in the world look like an asshole? Car wheels? Pizzas? Camera Lenses? Ferris wheels? This is like a Rorschach test.
> Ferris wheels?
Yes because the spokes are the lines that go to the center
> Camera [apertures]?
100% - they even "wink"
> Does every circle in the world look like an asshole?
Well every asshole is circular and every person has an asshole so we are biased toward seeing them everywhere. Any prominently placed circle will always trigger an evolutionary reaction. Do I:
A) Sniff it
B) Hump it
C) Bite it
D) Vibe code slop with it?
Why do you think so many squares work in tech? It's because they don't hire assholes (circles)
Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)
#125This is the worship of the eye of the Horus, of the entity that is both all-seeing and all-engulfing. Black Sun, Saturn (hexagon in OpenAI logo, anyone?), saturnalias and all the ensuing and tangential cults. The ouroboric cult of Singularity, etc. The clergy beyond those AI corporations uses those symbols to express the intent for power, total control and surveillance. The amount of esoteric obsession of those who p…
Do you know what the ouroboros represents?
Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)
#126Claude is the only one that looks like an asshole. The rest are just circular, or not even that. Does every circle in the world look like an asshole? Car wheels? Pizzas? Camera Lenses? Ferris wheels? This is like a Rorschach test.
Claude is the worst offender
GPT is kinda Celtic
None of the Chinese labs have this buttholeness
Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)
#127Claude is the only one that looks like an asshole. The rest are just circular, or not even that. Does every circle in the world look like an asshole? Car wheels? Pizzas? Camera Lenses? Ferris wheels? This is like a Rorschach test.
It's less about how most of them look like different stages of fisting party, and more about the fact that they have zero distinctive elements. Despite the amount of ads being shoved down my asshole, I still find it difficult to recognize different brands. Meta and Gemini being the worst offenders, if you show me these two logos in a week and ask what they are, I'd have zero clue they're even company logos. This is t…
I'll trust you on this subject, anal_reactor
Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)
#128Claude is the only one that looks like an asshole. The rest are just circular, or not even that. Does every circle in the world look like an asshole? Car wheels? Pizzas? Camera Lenses? Ferris wheels? This is like a Rorschach test.
> Ferris wheels? Yes because the spokes are the lines that go to the center > Camera [apertures]? 100% - they even "wink" > Does every circle in the world look like an asshole? Well every asshole is circular and every person has an asshole so we are biased toward seeing them everywhere. Any prominently placed circle will always trigger an evolutionary reaction. Do I: A) Sniff it B) Hump it C) Bite it D) Vibe code slo…
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Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)
#129Claude is the only one that looks like an asshole. The rest are just circular, or not even that. Does every circle in the world look like an asshole? Car wheels? Pizzas? Camera Lenses? Ferris wheels? This is like a Rorschach test.
> Ferris wheels? Yes because the spokes are the lines that go to the center > Camera [apertures]? 100% - they even "wink" > Does every circle in the world look like an asshole? Well every asshole is circular and every person has an asshole so we are biased toward seeing them everywhere. Any prominently placed circle will always trigger an evolutionary reaction. Do I: A) Sniff it B) Hump it C) Bite it D) Vibe code slo…
Bite is always the answer
Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)
#130Claude is the only one that looks like an asshole. The rest are just circular, or not even that. Does every circle in the world look like an asshole? Car wheels? Pizzas? Camera Lenses? Ferris wheels? This is like a Rorschach test.
Buttholes occur in nature all the time
Evolutionary it’s one of the first things to develop, see coleopteres
Millions of species are just tubes