Circle is the perfect shape. Take a rock, throw it in a water, you get circular ripple. Throw a brick, circular ripple. Throw a bicycle, circular ripple.
Hexagons are a far better shape.
Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)
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Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)
#112I am almost certain it is star or spark. But again, if someone is looking for assholes, they will find them.
Reminds me of the Telecom New Zealand rebranding. The old logo: the word Telecom, with lines through the "o" reminiscent of wires passing through a loading coil. The old name: Telecom (obviously) as in telecommunications. Conveys: We do phones. We do wires. We do long distance talking. The new logo: basically identical to Claude's current one but blue. The new name: Spark. Conveys: absolutely nothing, the blank slate…
>> The new logo: basically identical to Claude's current one but blue. The new name: Spark. Conveys: absolutely nothing, the blank slate business, our executives don't actually know what we do.
This is my experience as well, people drawn to leadership in our present time often have absolutely no idea about anything except the -idea- of business. Which of course makes things vaguely "professional" seeming while they effectively destroy businesses/organisations.
Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)
#113Earlier quoted context omitted.
OpenAI's own logo description was also written by you-know who: https://openai.com/brand/ The part I find funny is "right angles introduce the precision and structure that technology demands" while the logo is hexagonal and has no right angles at all. Precision and structure not included!
I’m convinced this is a joke by Ives cause there’s no way he’d approve that description without checking it had 90 degrees
Why not, he's a thieving idiot.
Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)
#114I have a dirty mind, but I don't agree that all of them look like that.
Claude is definitely looks like an external rectal sphincter. Grok is a ring that men have used for erectile dysfunction.
Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)
#115Claude is the only one that looks like an asshole. The rest are just circular, or not even that. Does every circle in the world look like an asshole? Car wheels? Pizzas? Camera Lenses? Ferris wheels? This is like a Rorschach test.
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Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)
#116Claude is the only one that looks like an asshole. The rest are just circular, or not even that. Does every circle in the world look like an asshole? Car wheels? Pizzas? Camera Lenses? Ferris wheels? This is like a Rorschach test.
Great... now every time I look at a fresh pizza in the delivery box, cross-cut into 8 slices, I will think of Vonnegut's drawing and buttholes.
Thanks a lot, SkyMarshal, for putting this association in my head!!
Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)
#117If your butthole looks like Copilot I recommend you have a trip to the doctors for a check up
Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)
#118Have you tried clicking the Claude logo? https://x.com/ertug/status/2072339797708849398
Wow the animation makes it really look like an asshole!
Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)
#119Claude is the only one that looks like an asshole. The rest are just circular, or not even that. Does every circle in the world look like an asshole? Car wheels? Pizzas? Camera Lenses? Ferris wheels? This is like a Rorschach test.
Buttholes occur in nature all the time
I wouldn't give much on the opinion of a topological donut. I should know, I'm one
Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)
#120Have you tried clicking the Claude logo? https://x.com/ertug/status/2072339797708849398
https://xcancel.com/ertug/status/2072339797708849398
to see it if you aren't logged in to x