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Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)

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Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)

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Claude is the only one that looks like an asshole. The rest are just circular, or not even that. Does every circle in the world look like an asshole? Car wheels? Pizzas? Camera Lenses? Ferris wheels? This is like a Rorschach test.

OpenAI is more... open. Maybe that's what they wanted to communicate.

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Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)

#63
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>Then came the redesign: a perfect circle with a subtle gradient and central void. I don’t see the gradient, their logo is black and white. Where’s the gradient? Was this written by an AI hallucinating?

OpenAI's own logo description was also written by you-know who: https://openai.com/brand/ The part I find funny is "right angles introduce the precision and structure that technology demands" while the logo is hexagonal and has no right angles at all. Precision and structure not included!

I’m convinced this is a joke by Ives cause there’s no way he’d approve that description without checking it had 90 degrees

Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)

#69

They’re apertures; symbolically things emerge from them. “…but that’s really all a butthole is, an aperture” - Louis CK

No, they're definitely the reverse. They're "the singularity." Most obviously clear in Grok's which is a literal pictogram of a black hole. But these are entities that suck things up , not produce things. The mental model of the superintelligence, to a true believer, is much more like a thing that consumes our world (hopefully for the better) rather than a thing that exists within the world and "produces stuff" in it…

Perfect analogy for AI actually a reverse butt-hole that sucks up the internet like a blackhole and then you go to it and it shits out as much of an answer as you are willing to feed it by massaging it with electrical stimulation. And now our digital world is being contaminated with all of this digital fecal matter further hastening the enshittingulatity.

Re: Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (2025)

#70
Maybe author watched too many dog videos? Every dog face looks like anus, it can defecate and lick in both direction. Once you go dog, entire world is your a toliet and every thing turns into buthole!

Dead bird on road? Better lick it, not to miss its cloaka!

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