FAANG Simulator

#1

Post by nerdbiscuits » Wed, Jul 08, 2026, 8:05 PM UTC

Re: FAANG Simulator

#2

Post by abeyk » Wed, Jul 08, 2026, 8:06 PM UTC

too realistic

#3

Post by daredoes » Wed, Jul 08, 2026, 8:47 PM UTC

I won by just grinding and touching grass

#4

Post by pantelisk » Wed, Jul 08, 2026, 9:04 PM UTC

Really fun project, but doesn't take ageism into account, it gets easier the further you get whereas it should get be getting harder in certain ways

#5

Post by q8zd3 » Wed, Jul 08, 2026, 9:07 PM UTC

only did grinding and side project. got acquired. if it were that simple..

#6

Post by DoctorDabadedoo » Wed, Jul 08, 2026, 9:07 PM UTC

Nice! Had a burnout, a kidney stone and was laid off before even hitting 25! Sounds about right.

#7

Post by FlowSt » Wed, Jul 08, 2026, 9:10 PM UTC

RAT RACE · ACQUIRED sold the company at 25 · walked away with $7.36M · peak burnout 71%

That was fun. Side-projected spam, touched grass once, YC, Side-project one more time, launch, acquired.

#8

Post by goodpoint » Wed, Jul 08, 2026, 9:10 PM UTC

Now make it 10x more difficult for those not born in the US.

#9

Post by ayaanh03 » Wed, Jul 08, 2026, 9:16 PM UTC

9.6 mil acquisition cash out we are so back

#10

Post by gh0stmach1ne » Wed, Jul 08, 2026, 9:19 PM UTC

Neat, but font choice makes it extremely hard to read the text on mobile. Even harder when it's under the CRT style screen effect.