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Decoding the obfuscated bash script on a Uniqlo t-shirt

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Re: Decoding the obfuscated bash script on a Uniqlo t-shirt

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Oh the Karens these days!

Surely such a person would use the spelling k@r3n

|.. was trying to think of a way to somehow incorporate "k-rad" but couldn't figure anything out haha ( https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=k-rad )

Re: Decoding the obfuscated bash script on a Uniqlo t-shirt

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OCRing this is a nightmare and is a good benchmark to any self-proclaimed good OCR/vision model. I think though it could likely be easily OCR'd if you give the image to any decent agentic harness with a good vision model, e.g. newest Claude/GPT ones, and tell them to split the image per lines, and then just OCR each line individually. I wonder if the script itself was written by an LLM before obfuscation? There seem…

The last time Internet people were obsessed with OCRing some base64 was a few months ago when the DoJ released tons of emails from some guy who died, but they were released as rasterized PDFs. Can't remember his name now, there's been so many distractions...

All I remember is that it had some to do with Bill Clinton sleeping with underage girls and Bill Gates with a nasty case of VD.

Re: Decoding the obfuscated bash script on a Uniqlo t-shirt

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OCRing this is a nightmare and is a good benchmark to any self-proclaimed good OCR/vision model. I think though it could likely be easily OCR'd if you give the image to any decent agentic harness with a good vision model, e.g. newest Claude/GPT ones, and tell them to split the image per lines, and then just OCR each line individually. I wonder if the script itself was written by an LLM before obfuscation? There seem…

Is it a nightmare? I pasted the first, zoomed out, image of the shirt into ChatGPT, and it decoded it / let me know what the bash script does in one shot

Re: Decoding the obfuscated bash script on a Uniqlo t-shirt

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ATTN, Uniqlo customer service employees: If someone tries to return a shirt claiming an error in the printed computer code, decline the request and reply, "A real script kiddie would've spotted that error before buying."

A real hacker, maybe. A script kiddie is by definition someone who wouldn't notice. http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/S/script-kiddies.html

I made the slightly alarming realization yesterday that some script kiddies are old enough to have grandkids by now.

Re: Decoding the obfuscated bash script on a Uniqlo t-shirt

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Has anyone ever made a monospace font with dynamic kerning? Which is a silly thing I never thought of until I read the above comment. This sounds nonsensical at first glance(and it may be) but hear me out. We use monospace fonts for a reason, they stack in a grid nicely. But within the confines of that grid there is room to shift a character left or right a bit which may lead to a nicer to read monospace. (it is equa…

iA Writer has Mono, Duo and Quattro fonts, with the latter two being almost monospaced. They concede some size variations for specific characters (Duo has 150% width characters, Quattro also uses 50% and 75% for narrow characters). It's a fun subtle adaptation to keep close to the typewriter-like experience of the app. https://ia.net/topics/a-typographic-christmas

Duo is perfect middle ground between monospace and proportional sans, in my opinion at least. There's also Trispace[1].

https://etceteratype.co/pages/trispace

Re: Decoding the obfuscated bash script on a Uniqlo t-shirt

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A real hacker, maybe. A script kiddie is by definition someone who wouldn't notice. http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/S/script-kiddies.html

I made the slightly alarming realization yesterday that some script kiddies are old enough to have grandkids by now.

I wonder how many of them graduated to the level of hacker witches / hacker wizards, and how many of them are nothing but script grannies / script grampses even today.

Re: Decoding the obfuscated bash script on a Uniqlo t-shirt

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The last time Internet people were obsessed with OCRing some base64 was a few months ago when the DoJ released tons of emails from some guy who died, but they were released as rasterized PDFs. Can't remember his name now, there's been so many distractions...

All I remember is that it had some to do with Bill Clinton sleeping with underage girls and Bill Gates with a nasty case of VD.

I think there's also someone who's very close to him who currently has the reins of power in government... or you forgot about this?

He even sent the now-deceased man a birthday card with some words that strongly suggest he knew what was going on..

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