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Weave Robotics launches Isaac 1, a $7,999 home robot with Fall 2026 deliveries

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Re: Weave Robotics launches Isaac 1, a $7,999 home robot with Fall 2026 deliveries

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Post by throw310822 »

nh23423fefe wrote: post #3

Surrogate slavery is going to be a large business one day. If you are telling me that one day I'll have a robot that cooks, cleans, is a personal assistant, a therapist. Eventually it'll be a chauffeur, babysitter, and obviously sex slave. Why wouldn't i pay 50000 for that, besides the obvious "you are a creep" like why do I care when it's coming and market forces are going to make it an indistinguishable substitute…

> a robot that cooks, cleans, is a personal assistant, a therapist. Eventually it'll be a chauffeur, babysitter, and obviously sex slave.

Used to be called "a wife", before emancipation.

Seriously though, the future is made of human beings more and more isolated from each other because technology will give us all that we used to get from other people, with none of the annoyances. Each the king or queen of their solipsistic kingdom.

Re: Weave Robotics launches Isaac 1, a $7,999 home robot with Fall 2026 deliveries

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Post by m12k »

NDlurker wrote: post #22

Teleoperation looks like a great business opportunity. Hire voyeurs for cheap and sell to exhibitionists.

Connecting voyeurs and exhibitionists is already a great business idea - don’t know why we need to add robots to the mix.

Re: Weave Robotics launches Isaac 1, a $7,999 home robot with Fall 2026 deliveries

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Post by pclmulqdq »

m12k wrote: post #23
NDlurker wrote: post #22

Teleoperation looks like a great business opportunity. Hire voyeurs for cheap and sell to exhibitionists.

Connecting voyeurs and exhibitionists is already a great business idea - don’t know why we need to add robots to the mix.

That business idea is already taken. It’s OnlyFans and it has more revenue than a top 10 company on the US stock market.

Re: Weave Robotics launches Isaac 1, a $7,999 home robot with Fall 2026 deliveries

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Post by NDlurker »

m12k wrote: post #23
NDlurker wrote: post #22

Teleoperation looks like a great business opportunity. Hire voyeurs for cheap and sell to exhibitionists.

Connecting voyeurs and exhibitionists is already a great business idea - don’t know why we need to add robots to the mix.

This will clean a home while the owner is away and be a teledildonics platform while they're home.

Re: Weave Robotics launches Isaac 1, a $7,999 home robot with Fall 2026 deliveries

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Post by dvh »

ifdefdebug wrote: post #7
nh23423fefe wrote: post #3

Surrogate slavery is going to be a large business one day. If you are telling me that one day I'll have a robot that cooks, cleans, is a personal assistant, a therapist. Eventually it'll be a chauffeur, babysitter, and obviously sex slave. Why wouldn't i pay 50000 for that, besides the obvious "you are a creep" like why do I care when it's coming and market forces are going to make it an indistinguishable substitute…

Because your sex slave uses teleoperation assistance when needed to guarantee task completion?

Is "task completion" an euphemism for "happy ending"?

Re: Weave Robotics launches Isaac 1, a $7,999 home robot with Fall 2026 deliveries

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Post by xpct »

Once again, the text is riddled with LLM'isms. Is this the new norm nowadays? Looking at OP's submission history, it's evident that they are utilizing HN for SEO farming.

A much more valuable discussion would be centered around the company's own website, which contains the same information, and doesn't require an LLM mediator: https://www.weaverobotics.com/isaac-1

Re: Weave Robotics launches Isaac 1, a $7,999 home robot with Fall 2026 deliveries

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Post by pavel_lishin »

dvh wrote: post #27
ifdefdebug wrote: post #7

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Because your sex slave uses teleoperation assistance when needed to guarantee task completion?

Is "task completion" an euphemism for "happy ending"?

The cylinder must not be harmed.

Re: Weave Robotics launches Isaac 1, a $7,999 home robot with Fall 2026 deliveries

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Post by ElijahLynn »

2027 will be the year of the robots.

I also saw Tesla is ramping up to make millions of Optimus robots. And Amazon bought Fauna robotics which I predict we will start seeing "last 100 ft" deliveries soon. Amazon's Rivian packmobile will pull up to a block and 5 Fauna robots (they are short) will jump out and start delivering packages to the neighborhood.

The robots are coming...

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