R slop. Oof. What an awful thing to imagine. It's already the programming language of choice for egregious abuses of good practice.
As a working data scientist, I know I am not a computer scientist or a 10x engineer (hell, I am probably a 0.8x engineer), but that's not where my expertise is. My engineer co-workers are 0.01x data scientists, but you won't see me complaining that they don't know the Central Limit Theorem or how to build a causal inference engine.