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Unauthorized alert sent to cell phones across Brazil

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Re: Unauthorized alert sent to cell phones across Brazil

#11

Of all the messages they could have sent they chose the most boring.

lets play a game HN, what would be the best alert to send? mine would be something scifi, like "ALIENS HAVE LANDED" or "PLUTO DECLARES WAR"

The world needs more confusing positivity.

"You are beautiful and wonderful - keep going! (unlike this systems security)"

Re: Unauthorized alert sent to cell phones across Brazil

#13

Of all the messages they could have sent they chose the most boring.

lets play a game HN, what would be the best alert to send? mine would be something scifi, like "ALIENS HAVE LANDED" or "PLUTO DECLARES WAR"

The truth is out there!

Re: Unauthorized alert sent to cell phones across Brazil

#14

Of all the messages they could have sent they chose the most boring.

lets play a game HN, what would be the best alert to send? mine would be something scifi, like "ALIENS HAVE LANDED" or "PLUTO DECLARES WAR"

THE DISPLAY IS A LIE

Re: Unauthorized alert sent to cell phones across Brazil

#16

Of all the messages they could have sent they chose the most boring.

lets play a game HN, what would be the best alert to send? mine would be something scifi, like "ALIENS HAVE LANDED" or "PLUTO DECLARES WAR"

ARGENTINA IS BETTER THAN BRAZIL

Re: Unauthorized alert sent to cell phones across Brazil

#17

Of all the messages they could have sent they chose the most boring.

lets play a game HN, what would be the best alert to send? mine would be something scifi, like "ALIENS HAVE LANDED" or "PLUTO DECLARES WAR"

WHOSYOURDADDY[0]

0: https://classic.battle.net/war3/cheatcodes.shtml

Re: Unauthorized alert sent to cell phones across Brazil

#18

Of all the messages they could have sent they chose the most boring.

lets play a game HN, what would be the best alert to send? mine would be something scifi, like "ALIENS HAVE LANDED" or "PLUTO DECLARES WAR"

Most dangerous one:

"This is Army Commander Tomás Miguel Ribeiro Paiva. We have chosen to take command of the country to protect you against serious crimes against the people that we have become aware of. Remain calm and continue with your daily duties."

(Except in Brazilian Portuguese.)

Re: Unauthorized alert sent to cell phones across Brazil

#19

There was a Larry Niven story where if you tried to call a certain guy, every phone in South America would ring instead. Anyone remember which story it was? The phone thing was just a throwaway line, not a significant plot point.

Ringworld. https://sciencemeetsfiction.com/2021/06/20/ringworld-theory-...

    “When we call, they are out. When we call back, the phone computer gives us a bad connection. When we ask for any member of the Brandt family, every phone in South America rings.”

Re: Unauthorized alert sent to cell phones across Brazil

#20
post #6

Earlier quoted context omitted.

lets play a game HN, what would be the best alert to send? mine would be something scifi, like "ALIENS HAVE LANDED" or "PLUTO DECLARES WAR"

"THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CAUSE FOR ALARM"

“DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON”
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