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Eh, Firefox/Thunderbird had multi-threaded JS in SpiderMonkey in the late 90s. Then it was removed it because it made garbage-collection a real mess (the JavaScript gc needs to walk through lots of C++ data, some of it may have specific requirements for destruction/finalization). I hope it's better this time :)
The code needs to be not in the state of "no obvious bugs", but "obviously no bugs". Especially the programming language runtime. Otherwise there is no hope you can sustain any development whatsoever
No language runtime is ever in a state of "obviously no bugs". Good luck demanding that of anything of JSC's or LLVM's complexity
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Last time I read the bun docs I spotted an off-by-one bug in sample code, so I opened a github issue. An AI bot responded, confirming the issue, and opened a PR to fix it - A simple "+ 1" added in the right place. Two other AI bots reviewed the PR, which went on for several rounds of "improvements". Last time I checked, neither the issue nor the PR received any human attention (actually I just checked again, and the…
> (actually I just checked again, and the PR has been closed by stalebot). Can you provide the link?
Here is the ticket opened by @retr0id: https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/issues/28030
And here is the swarm of bots / LLMs / agents that open, review and bikeshed the PR before it's closed by the stalebot: https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/pull/28031
It's hilarious. But also a little sad.
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No language runtime is ever in a state of "obviously no bugs". Good luck demanding that of anything of JSC's or LLVM's complexity
On one hand, sure, the entire point of a programming language is to make complex ideas able to be expressed in simpler abstractions. On the other hand, we can damn well try.
We certainly wouldn't have gotten to where we are with runtime and compiler quality and performance if we had damn well tried to enforce such a rule
Counting 62 em-dashes in the PR description alone, are people reading those walls of slop anymore?
I know a ton of people absolutely hate this level of "LLM code + LLM PR description + LLM PR review" but my boss would have an orgasm if I was able to use AI half as well in our org... :/
Just stop caring about quality. It makes it 10x easier to produce slop with AI if you never bother to check
My conclusion from the project I'm working on is that, as of this day, there is no way to have both this so-called 20x performance improvement _and_ any kind of quality. Or security if whoever is running the agent has any token in an .env anywhere on the same file system.
We'll see in which direction the CTO takes this. My bet is not on quality.
Counting 62 em-dashes in the PR description alone, are people reading those walls of slop anymore?
No human has read or will ever read any of the code, nor was any human thought involved in its creation.
Everything is performative now. As long as you just keep your eyes closed and believe it all works, that's all that matters.
I am shocked by how good and comprehensive the bun docs & ecosystem is. Its so well contained I never need to look outside its ecosystem for basic components. It's a true "Batteries Included" runtime.
Last time I read the bun docs I spotted an off-by-one bug in sample code, so I opened a github issue. An AI bot responded, confirming the issue, and opened a PR to fix it - A simple "+ 1" added in the right place. Two other AI bots reviewed the PR, which went on for several rounds of "improvements". Last time I checked, neither the issue nor the PR received any human attention (actually I just checked again, and the…
I was right. Buried in the middle of the post is this tidbit:
> v1 collects synchronous and stop-the-world
Ah, there it is! I knew it!
Parallel garbage collection is a very hard problem. Years of experience and subtle implementation are required to get something like ZGC. A stop-the-world garbage collector will kill tail latency in many use-cases, especially for large programs. I'd say a good GC is the hardest part of a modern VM, even harder than a good JIT: not that a JIT is easy.
Show me multi-threaded JS with generational mark, sweep, compaction, etc. running in parallel with the mutator and I'll be impressed. (The smart thing would be to base it on the JVM or CLR. Doesn't count though.)
It's all so exhausting, this current programmer culture of doing the easy part of a system thing X and presenting your work, without qualifiers, as a complete and modern X.
Sure, sure, we can have memory safe C (just don't have any data races!). Sure, we can have an AI C compiler (just don't expect type checking). Sure, we can port SQLite to Rust (but don't expect it to be fast). Sure, you can one shot a Slack clone (just don't expect performance or security). Doing the easy part of a thing is not doing the thing! You can't trust a README's feature list these days.
To be fair, given that the README is obviously unedited LLM output, the authors might not have realized that their agents cheated and made threading easy by pessimizing the GC. The LLM certainly did though.
Now, maybe the JSC really is adaptable to a multi-threaded mutator world. If it is, great. But over and over, I've seen AI say "I will defer and charter $HARD_THING" and mean "I have no idea how to do $HARD_THING, so I'm creatively reinterpreting your request to make it easy". You have to be endlessly vigilant for LLMs subtly twisting your tasks into easy versions that might technically meet the requirements but they are less complete than you intend.
``` In my experience, the worst bugs are the real-time bugs, which have to do with interactions with multiple threads. My approach to those bugs is to avoid making them. So I don't like threads. I think threads are an atrocious programming model. They're an occasionally necessarily evil, but they're not necessary for most of the things we use threads for.
One of the things I like about the browser model is that we only get one thread. Some people complain about that—if you lock up that thread, then the browser's locked up. So you just don't do that. There are constantly calls for putting threads into JavaScript and so far we've resisted that. I'm really glad we have.
The event-based model, which is what we're using in the browser, works really well. The only place where it breaks down is if you have some process that takes too long. I really like the approach that Google has taken in Gears to solving that, where they have a separate process which is completely isolated that you can send a program to and it'll run there. When it's finished, it'll tell you the result and the result comes back as an event. That's a brilliant model. ```