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One does not even need to squint. The first page of RFC 882 explains outright that the DNS came about in the first place because the mechanisms for updating a HOSTS.TXT file and publishing it to loads of places did not scale. That's still just as true for the intranets of the 2020s with thousands of machines all downloading a HOSTS file several times a day (or even hour/minute) as it was for the Internet of July 1983…
> The first page of RFC 882 explains outright that the DNS came about in the first place because the mechanisms for updating a HOSTS.TXT file and publishing it to loads of places did not scale. Great piece of history. The RFC is a bit older than I am so I've never studied it. Looking at it that way, then OP has just re-invented DNS.
If you need to eliminate DNS and convince the internet it's largely unnecessary for the use-cases we have today...
...only to completely reinvent DNS for those use-cases with inferior technology that eventually becomes DNS...
...then you have achieved wisdom. I applaud the author for being on this journey.