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Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to Its New AI Assistant

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Re: Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to Its New AI Assistant

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"We forced all the employees into AI, and now apparently, our internal AI usage is high; this means this project will get high usage from general consumers." When your dogfood is really an opiate, you might have a problem.

It‘s not an opiate, it‘s salvia divinorum or rather something even more awful like diphenhydramin.

Psychonaut wiki:

Notably, it is frequently reported to produce significant nausea and bodily discomfort ("body load"). Most people who try diphenhydramine do not report positive effects and do not wish to repeat the experience.

It is generally considered to have low abuse potential due to its dysphoric effects.

Re: Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to Its New AI Assistant

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They botched the phone, thry botched AI, just overall so obsessed with themselves, they tend to forget the customers

Remember when they tried banning the term "Microslop". Thats the type of delusion youre dealing with.

Re: Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to Its New AI Assistant

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They botched the phone, thry botched AI, just overall so obsessed with themselves, they tend to forget the customers

Remember when they tried banning the term "Microslop". Thats the type of delusion youre dealing with.

The operating system of the company is still : "win & bulldooze" while not honestly developing USPs that would bind customers to them

Re: Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to Its New AI Assistant

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They botched the phone, thry botched AI, just overall so obsessed with themselves, they tend to forget the customers

An ad free, minimal notification, calm design and thus _Pro_ like in (former times) _pro_fessional signature edition OS would be too simple.

Instead we get a marketing platform. Because "growth"... whatever that means until (and after) the next bubble pops. Plus: that euphemistic /bubble/ is more like a puss and cancer ridden zombie needing constant life support. Keep the numbers high, yeah! Cheer the numbers!

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