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Re: Agentic Mfw

#31

> Accessibility doesn't matter when the content is engineered to be inaccessible to thought. Act sarcastic all you want, that's a killer line. You do care.

There are a few bangers in there

> but they get attention, and attention is the only metric left. Nobody's reading and you know it.

Its not every day I get called a nobody from a clanker, its true, but I still dont like to be called a nobody.

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Ya, it’s Claude

> get hired at a comp number that requires a comma you've never used before Gotta hand it to Claude, that's almost a pretty decent line.

I've seen Claude come up with some pretty incredible bangers.

I mean, it's still obviously LLM-generated. But Claude's got a sense of humor if you prompt him right.

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#35
Funny to read this while I'm at the Snowflake summit, where every single vendor booth, keynote talk, and about 95% of tech talks are exclusively about agentic AI. Sometimes I wonder if everyone here is just pretending to like it because they have to, like a tech prostitute telling their investor john that that AI feature is the best they've ever had, it's so good. During Tuesday's keynote, one of the speakers kept getting salty that people weren't really clapping a lot, which was the only amusing part of a slog of a keynote that opened with an AI assisted DJ making "music" that might be fit for phone hold music, if that.

I don't even categorically hate AI. I just wish I could stop fucking hearing about it. These people killed their golden goose (shitty SaaS companies that feed into the giant human centipede of tech stacks that usually just ends up being ad tech at the top) and seem really pumped about it somehow.

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#36

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Ya, it’s Claude

It’s so strange that the Claude-ness leaks out even when it’s prompted to use this tone. The underlying flavour shines through clearly. I’m sure you could get it to shake it with enough prompting

Did anybody consider that this was sarcastically hand-crafted with some obvious LLM-isms mixed in for the lulz? It goes both ways...

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#37

> Websites are broken by default. They used to be functional, fast, and accessible but ugly. Now they're slop, agentic, and on fire — but they get attention, and attention is the only metric left. Nobody's reading and you know it. I’m upset if an LLM actually wrote this because this is p sick

It reads a lot like an LLM... Especially this sentence: > Now they're slop, agentic, and on fire — but they get attention, and attention is the only metric left. Welcome to the future, where we have LLMs writing slop rants about LLMs writing slop!

> It reads a lot like an LLM

And that my friend was the joke. Achievement unlocked, congrats!

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The headline on that section, "Static sites are for people who can still read", caught me off guard.

Because it's also bullshit. "People who read" prefer static sites and not prefer any kind of interactivity is just fetishizing intelligence. Readers don't give a fuck if your site is coded in react or static, most of them dont even know web technology statistically. Projection at its peak

Yea definitely, anyone with different preferences from you is just virtue signaling and/or trying to flex on you. Seems super reasonable to me
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