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Microsoft builds MacBook Pro rival with NVIDIA-powered Surface Laptop Ultra

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Re: Microsoft builds MacBook Pro rival with NVIDIA-powered Surface Laptop Ultra

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> Made for a kind of work that does not fit in a standard laptop.

Yeah, sure... And that kind of work is...???

The only device I'm still happy to own from them is the Classic IntelliMouse.

For me, anything else, be hardware or software, I stay very far away from them.

Re: Microsoft builds MacBook Pro rival with NVIDIA-powered Surface Laptop Ultra

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

LLMs are not yet capable of generating the level of marketing wankery seen here.

What do you mean, that's pretty much everything LLMs generate "Nothing wasted. Everything intentional." That's the most ChatGPT line ever, where everything has to be a cringy punchline "A machine like this should not sit still. It should be pushed. Taken to the edge. Used to make real what others call impossible." I really hope no human would write something like that

I don't think I've ever seen LLM output as bad as this output. They sometimes write like that, but not every second sentence.

Re: Microsoft builds MacBook Pro rival with NVIDIA-powered Surface Laptop Ultra

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

I could be wrong but I don't think there are any arm machines with nvidia GPU yet, I think that would be a first. So it's probably Intel

Nvidia's current flagship product is Nvidia GB200 NVL72, which is a super computer the size of however many racks you can afford, with 72 Blackwell CPUs and 36 Grace ARM CPUs to a rack. At the other end of the spectrum, is the Nvidia Jetson series, which is a GPU attached to an Nvidia Grace ARM CPU. Nevermind, it's totally this chip/board. https://www.techtimes.com/articles/317428/20260530/nvidia-ar...

Yeah that's definitely it. So that makes this an arm device with nvidia GPU. It's not the first as you pointed out, but it would be a more consumer shaped example - a laptop that normal people might be able to afford

Re: Microsoft builds MacBook Pro rival with NVIDIA-powered Surface Laptop Ultra

#45

What's this nonsensical video on the product page that allegedly shows an "all new thermal system"? https://videos.ctfassets.net/jy9s7k22hbg4/44R1LH71xb8uO4c9dD...

Could it be that new tech that passes air over the board without a fan? Was announced last year, I forget what it was called

Re: Microsoft builds MacBook Pro rival with NVIDIA-powered Surface Laptop Ultra

#46

What's conspicuously absent, is the CPU that's going to power this thing. Yes, it's got an Nvidia GPU, but does it have an Intel CPU, an AMD CPU, an Nvidia ARM CPU, or someone else's ARM CPU?

https://www.theverge.com/news/940275/nvidia-n1x-laptop-proce...

Re: Microsoft builds MacBook Pro rival with NVIDIA-powered Surface Laptop Ultra

#47
post #32

Earlier quoted context omitted.

LLMs are not yet capable of generating the level of marketing wankery seen here.

What do you mean, that's pretty much everything LLMs generate "Nothing wasted. Everything intentional." That's the most ChatGPT line ever, where everything has to be a cringy punchline "A machine like this should not sit still. It should be pushed. Taken to the edge. Used to make real what others call impossible." I really hope no human would write something like that

> I really hope no human would write something like that

Sorry to shatter your hopes but any garbage an LLM writes is mimicry of some human written garbage that came before.

It can only write cringe because we taught it what cringe looks like

Re: Microsoft builds MacBook Pro rival with NVIDIA-powered Surface Laptop Ultra

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That copy reeks of AI generated text... for a premium, luxury laptop. What a shame.

They probably just don't have any humans left in marketing that can write original copy. They've all been fired or has their brains turned to mush from using copilot all day every day

Re: Microsoft builds MacBook Pro rival with NVIDIA-powered Surface Laptop Ultra

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I will never buy a Surface device ever again. I've been using an SL4 for the last four years with Linux on it, thanks to the surface-linux kernel. It's awful. It feels like it's actively refusing to work properly with Linux. Fair - it's not for Linux, and clearly that is expected with a Microsoft device. I've recently had to call their support for missing rubber feet. I figured I could get the replacement mailed(that…

When will these companies realize nobody wants to talk to an AI? The reason we begrudgingly pick up the phone is because some problem is not solvable through the website. The last thing we want at that point is an automated system parroting the website back to us, or telling us to go there ourselves

Re: Microsoft builds MacBook Pro rival with NVIDIA-powered Surface Laptop Ultra

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Surface has seen so many iterations, some terrible, some nice. Still rocking the discontinued surface laptop studio as Wacom on the go, smallish footprint (14”) creative development machine. I just love its quirkiness and the fact that I can jump on photoshop to touch up an image, use it as tablet for movies, or vs code for (not great nowadays) 6h on battery. It is an odd intersection.

And I have one that I use as thin client for my desktop, Linux made it usable! 10 year old surface pro 3, 8 to 9hr battery life, takes less than 20s to boot up to Gnome, no issues browsing on Firefox, it's a solid device on the go. And to my total surprise, it retained charge even after almost a month of no usage.

That is great battery life! I also wanted to try Linux, but I think I’ll lose the wacom feature. I also use it as a thin client for my Linux machines, and jointly with my Mac means I have access to all platforms.
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