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Why do you think this is LLM-generated? Reads perfectly fine to me.
The sentence construction, choice of vocabulary, and continually breathless tone are all clear indicators this was written by an llm and barely edited. I threw part of it into pangram to get a second opinion: https://www.pangram.com/history/8d6a7de3-86ac-4ce0-86c5-4f93...
was a dead giveaway in my mind when I read it.