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I would note that Steve Jobs would have probably supported removing the F keys. See the NeXT keyboards - no F keys. http://xahlee.info/kbd/NeXT_computer_keyboard.html The ones with the command key beneath the space were nice - except for the help key being so prominent.
Steve Jobs also thought that the abomination that was that stupid circular mouse was the pinnacle of UX. Requiring the use of two hands in order to right click is also a fascinating hill to die on. I'm surprised that the operation didn't also require a foot pedal, all to, presumably, not confuse their users with the inclusion of a second button on their mice.
* With the default control scheme anyways.