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Re: Rumors of my death are slightly exaggerated

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post #40

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In the age of language like "unalive" being normalized, "logout" doesn't sound too far off.

> normalized Only amongst the chronically online. There is very much still a big world out there, unmediated by a glowing screen, in which that would still sound ridiculous.

While not saying the he was unalived, the FBI got very close when talking about how Cadets at Old Dominion killed the person who attacked them.

"There were students in that room who subdued him and rendered him no longer alive."

Then goes on to say! "I don't know how else to say it"

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tjzedonSCpE?t=69&feature=shar...

I would say that sadly this language is very much in the real world....

Re: Rumors of my death are slightly exaggerated

#134
post #66

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.. while taking a drink from a Klein bottle and holding three fingers in front of your face at the same time.

... and exactly three fingers, and not six, for example.

...while correctly spelling "strawberry"...

Re: Rumors of my death are slightly exaggerated

#135

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For living persons, Wikipedia takes misleading / contentious material quite seriously: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Biographies_of_livin... That said, Wikipedia is pretty unapologetic about its preference for verifiability , not truth: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Verifiability,_not_t...

No reliable secondary sources that you are still alive I'm afraid

To be fair, there actually is an exception specifically for just this kind of thing: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:BLPSELF... .

Re: Rumors of my death are slightly exaggerated

#136

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I feel bad for people who have a mutation that caused them to grow an extra finger. Now every picture of them people are going to say its AI.

Commit crimes wearing an extra prosthetic finger. You can dispute any video footage as AI generated.

I add an extra elbow too, just to be sure.

Re: Rumors of my death are slightly exaggerated

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Commit crimes wearing an extra prosthetic finger. You can dispute any video footage as AI generated.

I add an extra elbow too, just to be sure.

I just add a third leg that connects to my left leg about halfway between my knee and foot.

Re: Rumors of my death are slightly exaggerated

#139
post #133

Cliff Stoll didn’t pass away, he merely entered a non-orientable phase state. written mere inches from my klein bottle. glad to see you here Cliff.

You know, he's the perfect subject for a kind of Chuck-Norris-joke-esque thing

Cliff Stoll is the only person on Earth who can paint only the inside of a Klein bottle, while leaving the outside unpainted
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