I’m missing Curly’s Law: https://blog.codinghorror.com/curlys-law-do-one-thing/ “A variable should mean one thing, and one thing only. It should not mean one thing in one circumstance, and carry a different value from a different domain some other time. It should not mean two things at once. It must not be both a floor polish and a dessert topping. It should mean One Thing, and should mean it all of the time.”
> It must not be both a floor polish and a dessert topping. I worked as a janitor for four years near a restaurant, so I know a little bit about floor polishing and dessert toppings. This law might be a little less universal than you think. There are plenty of people who would happily try out floor polish as a dessert topping if they're told it'll get them high.
I think that would be called a drug, not a desert topping.