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exactly this, write - not use some sh*t written by some dude from Akron OH 2 years ago”
That's why I wrote my own compiler and coreutils. Can't trust some shit written by GNU developers 30 years ago. And my own kernel. Can't trust some shit written by a Finnish dude 30 years ago. And my own UEFI firmware. Definitely can't trust some shit written by my hardware vendor ever.
Vercel April 2026 security incident
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Re: Vercel April 2026 security incident
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I'm suggesting people shouldn't lie to sell things because their customers will believe them and this causes measurable harm to society.
AI does outsource thinking. It is not a lie.
Re: Vercel April 2026 security incident
#253Why does anyone running a third party tool have access to all of their clients’ accounts? I can’t imagine something this stupid happening with a real service provider. I see Vercel is hosted on AWS? Are they hosting every one on a single AWS account with no tenant isolating? Something this dumb could never happen on a real AWS account. Yes I know the internal controls that AWS has (former employee). Anyone who is hos…
Re: Vercel April 2026 security incident
#254Related: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47824426 https://x.com/theo/status/2045862972342313374 > I have reason to believe this is credible. https://x.com/theo/status/2045870216555499636 > Env vars marked as sensitive are safe. Ones NOT marked as sensitive should be rolled out of precaution https://x.com/theo/status/2045871215705747965 > Everything I know about this hack suggests it could happen to any host http…
> Ones NOT marked as sensitive should be rolled out of precaution if it's not marked as sensitive (because it is not sensitive) there is no reason to roll them. if you must roll a insensitive env var it should've been sensitive in the first place, no?
I can imagine the reason why an env variable would be sensitive, but need to be re-read at some point. But overwhelmingly it makes sense for the default to be set, and never access again (i.e. Fly env values, GCP secret manager etc)
Re: Vercel April 2026 security incident
#255Why does anyone running a third party tool have access to all of their clients’ accounts? I can’t imagine something this stupid happening with a real service provider. I see Vercel is hosted on AWS? Are they hosting every one on a single AWS account with no tenant isolating? Something this dumb could never happen on a real AWS account. Yes I know the internal controls that AWS has (former employee). Anyone who is hos…
Is AWS security boundary the AWS account? Are you expecting Vercel to provision and manage an AWS account per user? That doesn’t make any sense man, though makes sense if you’re a former AWS employee.
It doesn’t make sense for a random employee who mistakenly uses a third party app to compromise all of its users it’s a poor security architecture.
It’s about as insecure as having one Apache Server serving multiple customer’s accounts. No one who is concerned about security should ever use Vercel.
Re: Vercel April 2026 security incident
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The thing I can’t stop thinking about is that Ai is accelerating convergence to the mean (I may be misusing that) The internet does that but it feels different with this
> convergence to the mean That's a funny way of saying "race to the bottom." > The internet does that but it feels different with this How does "the internet do that?" What force on the internet naturally brings about mediocrity? Or have we confused rapacious and monopolistic corporations with the internet at large?
Re: Vercel April 2026 security incident
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You forgot the source to backup your claim
Re: Vercel April 2026 security incident
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That's why I wrote my own compiler and coreutils. Can't trust some shit written by GNU developers 30 years ago. And my own kernel. Can't trust some shit written by a Finnish dude 30 years ago. And my own UEFI firmware. Definitely can't trust some shit written by my hardware vendor ever.
Yeah definitely no difference between GNU coreutils and some vibe coded AI tool released last month that wants full oAuth permissions.
Re: Vercel April 2026 security incident
#259I've been part of a response team on a security incident and I really feel for them. However, this initial communication is terrible. Something happened, we won't say what, but it was severe enough to notify law enforcement. What floors me is the only actionable advice is to "review environment variables". What should a customer even do with that advice? Make sure the variable are still there? How would you know if a…
Seriously. Why am I reading about this here and not via an email? I've been a paying customer for over a year now. My online news aggregator informs me before the actual company itself does?
Re: Vercel April 2026 security incident
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> The only reason to dramatically overpay for the hosting resources they provide is because you expect them to expertly manage security and stability. This and because it's so convenient to click some buttons and have your application running. I've stopped being lazy, though. Moved everything from Render to linode. I was paying render $50+/month. Now I'm paying $3-5. I would never use one of those hosting providers a…
Looking at linode, those prices get you an instance with 1Gb of ram and a mediocre CPU. So you are running all of your applications on that?