RIP legend
Chuck Norris has died
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#22Death becomes Chuck Norris.
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#23“We’d like to keep the circumstances private” Yes, but now I’m like, super suspicious.
There is nothing suspicious about a celebrity's family just wanting to deal with death in private.
You're probably right, but that's not the usual wording you hear. Of course, when grieving, proper proofreading may not be (nor should it be) at the top of anyone's list.
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He had some pretty awful views that he was pretty loud about, especially later in life. He also cheated on his wife at one point. However, so as not to speak (purely) ill of the dead, I will say that he was an accomplished martial artist with a prolific film career.
To be fair, you probably have some views some people think are pretty awful.
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#25He was supposed to die last year, but death took a while to muster the courage to call him.
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#26“We’d like to keep the circumstances private” Yes, but now I’m like, super suspicious.
He was defeated by Mr Rogers in a blood-stained sweater. Understandable they're keeping that quiet.
(Ok, ok, technically it was Gandalf the Gray and White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight)
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#27Death has Chucknorrised?
Chuck Norris didn't have a near death experience, Death had an experience near him.
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#28Chuck Norris doesn’t die. Death gets Chuck Norris.
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#29There's not a body inside Chuck Norris's casket, there's just a fist.
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#30I'm surprised Chuck Norris agreed to this.