Death had to take Chuck Norris sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight.
Chuck Norris has died
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#12Chuck Norris let him win
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#13Total Gym XLS has a 1-1.25" carriage bar for adding weight. 5gal bucket weights are the correct diameter to leave a gap between the weights and the floor.
Chuck Norris facts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_facts
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#15Chuck Norris disagrees.
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#16How did he die?
Boredom, last enemy to defeat was life itself.
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He had some pretty awful views that he was pretty loud about, especially later in life. He also cheated on his wife at one point.
However, so as not to speak (purely) ill of the dead, I will say that he was an accomplished martial artist with a prolific film career.
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#18Total Gym XLS has a 1-1.25" carriage bar for adding weight. 5gal bucket weights are the correct diameter to leave a gap between the weights and the floor. Chuck Norris facts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_facts
> "Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago, but Death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."
Death finally worked up the nerve.
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#19How did he die?
He was 86 years old
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#20Chuck Norris dominated WoW Barrens chat back in the day. It was kind of weird and amazing at the same time.