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Kagi Translate now supports LinkedIn Speak as an output language

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Re: Kagi Translate now supports LinkedIn Speak as an output language

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Post by SeriousM »

munchler wrote: post #13

I can feel my soul draining out of my body every time I visit LinkedIn. I'm old and my tolerance for corporate culture has run out. I still love making software and working with people, but not having to think about my stupid "career" so much anymore is a relief and a joy.

And this is your translation:

Every time I log onto LinkedIn, it’s a powerful reminder of the energy and passion required to thrive in today’s ecosystem. As a seasoned professional, I’ve reached a point where I’m pivoting away from traditional corporate structures to focus on what truly matters: the craft of software and the people behind it.

I’m thrilled to be entering a new chapter where I can prioritize authentic collaboration over "career" optics. It’s all about the joy of the build and the impact we make together. Grateful for the journey and excited for what’s next! #WorkLifeBalance #SoftwareEngineering #AuthenticLeadership #NewBeginnings

Re: Kagi Translate now supports LinkedIn Speak as an output language

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Post by tokioyoyo »

riffraff wrote: post #26
munchler wrote: post #13

I can feel my soul draining out of my body every time I visit LinkedIn. I'm old and my tolerance for corporate culture has run out. I still love making software and working with people, but not having to think about my stupid "career" so much anymore is a relief and a joy.

I go to LinkedIn to message old colleagues whose other contacts I lost, and the thing that baffles me is the thing where people describe things in this weirdly epic slop style. "We were doing X. But then we suddenly found that Y. This is where frobling the wjoozies finally made sense. As a Long time warbler, I can tell you need to..." Who do they write it for? What value to they get from writing it? (Not everyone wri…

I don’t participate, but signaling other participants that you’re willing to participate is a signal is a subconscious signal in itself, apparently.

Weird stuff all around. Quality of the audience or the content doesn’t matter at this point. There’s an implicit understanding that the bigger your audience, the more likely you can get any attention, which translates into influence, money, trend and culture setting.

Re: Kagi Translate now supports LinkedIn Speak as an output language

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Post by SanjayMehta »

munchler wrote: post #13

I can feel my soul draining out of my body every time I visit LinkedIn. I'm old and my tolerance for corporate culture has run out. I still love making software and working with people, but not having to think about my stupid "career" so much anymore is a relief and a joy.

LinkedIn did me a favour and locked me out of my account.

Re: Kagi Translate now supports LinkedIn Speak as an output language

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Post by nashashmi »

“Navigating diverse stakeholder dynamics presents a unique set of professional growth opportunities.” — translated from “people are difficult”

Reverse translate this and it becomes working with different types of people creates an opportunity to learn.

Re: Kagi Translate now supports LinkedIn Speak as an output language

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Post by ghywertelling »

tokioyoyo wrote: post #32
riffraff wrote: post #26

Earlier quoted context omitted.

I go to LinkedIn to message old colleagues whose other contacts I lost, and the thing that baffles me is the thing where people describe things in this weirdly epic slop style. "We were doing X. But then we suddenly found that Y. This is where frobling the wjoozies finally made sense. As a Long time warbler, I can tell you need to..." Who do they write it for? What value to they get from writing it? (Not everyone wri…

I don’t participate, but signaling other participants that you’re willing to participate is a signal is a subconscious signal in itself, apparently. Weird stuff all around. Quality of the audience or the content doesn’t matter at this point. There’s an implicit understanding that the bigger your audience, the more likely you can get any attention, which translates into influence, money, trend and culture setting.

Religion is a signalling mechanism itself. Everybody knows there is bad stuff in there. Like fireflies synchronising their flashes. Or magnetization has locked in the spin states and now changing the direction is very difficult.

Re: Kagi Translate now supports LinkedIn Speak as an output language

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Post by qwertyuiop_ »

System prompt: Assume the role of a linguist and a sociopath. Rewrite the input into a language used by sociopaths on linkedin. Ensure the language is disconnected from the humans that are about to read the message. Use MBA and Consulting vernacular typically used by non-engineers.

Re: Kagi Translate now supports LinkedIn Speak as an output language

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Post by balamatom »

whiplash451 wrote: post #25

This is great. I'm wondering what led LinkedIn's language to become what it became. Was it "pure self-evolution" among humans who naturally evolved to speak "LinkedIn", or did LinkedIn add an explicit term in the loss of its recommender systems? Asking seriously.

All English sounds like LinkedIn speak to me.

Re: Kagi Translate now supports LinkedIn Speak as an output language

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Post by tristanMatthias »

Input: I just took a giant shit on my neighbors lawn

Output: I’m thrilled to share that I’ve just completed a major disruptive delivery in a local greenfield environment. It’s all about pushing boundaries, leaving a lasting impact, and ensuring that even the most traditional spaces benefit from a fresh, bold perspective. Growth happens outside the comfort zone! #Disruption #Impact #GreenfieldInnovation #Leadership

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