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“Microslop” filtered in the official Microsoft Copilot Discord server

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Re: “Microslop” filtered in the official Microsoft Copilot Discord server

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Don’t they have better things to do? Maybe vibecode a taskbar that moves when you try to move away the mouse over it or perhaps a windows 12 installation procedure that requires a fecal sample and iris scan?

Will the oral and anal probe be clearly marked, or will you only get a warning of "swap the probes" after pushing them into wrong holes?

Re: “Microslop” filtered in the official Microsoft Copilot Discord server

#183

Windows 11 is definitely failing in weird ways for me, I don't know if it's due to slop. The latest example is that I can't launch Notepad via the start menu... I can launch other apps though.

I have this problem with calc.exe. Sometimes it'll launch from the start menu, but often won't. I pinned it to the taskbar, but muscle memory is a powerful force, so I usually try to launch it from the start menu first.

Re: “Microslop” filtered in the official Microsoft Copilot Discord server

#185
post #129

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Our vocabulary is so stunted. Has no one else noticed that we increasingly talk about the world like it's fiction playing out in front of us?

It's not a vocab problem. It's inherent to the human brain, which appears to be fundamentally designed to prefer to view the world in terms of stories, with heroes, villains, and a narrative arc.

You don't have to tell me - even Bill S: "and what's he then that says I play the villain?"

Unfortunately, the collective quality of our storytelling is waning. Most people watch the least common denominator.

So now the greater human truth you allude to is being filtered through the streaming age mode of storytelling, and people have arcs, and bingo cards, and everything is reduced to water-cooler levels of urgency and relevance.

Re: “Microslop” filtered in the official Microsoft Copilot Discord server

#186

IDK what's funnier/more pathetic, them doing this or an entire article getting written about it. MicroslopSlop

> them doing this Wouldn't any community that wants to encourage good quality conversations immediately ban everyone posting stupid slashdot-esque jokes like this?

Given that nobody else banned it we can now blame Microsoft for taking down the only decent online community. Now we are stuck on hackernews and its ilk.

Re: “Microslop” filtered in the official Microsoft Copilot Discord server

#187
post #164

Earlier quoted context omitted.

> them doing this Wouldn't any community that wants to encourage good quality conversations immediately ban everyone posting stupid slashdot-esque jokes like this?

You can't build a community if you ban everything except soulless corporate dronespeak. Nobody would ever be interested in joining it without getting paid for it. That's a business meeting, not a community.

Yeah that's what LinkedIn in is for. If they just want people or bots to just fawn over everything they put out. I'm glad M$ is getting called out for the slip they put out.

Re: “Microslop” filtered in the official Microsoft Copilot Discord server

#188

Hehe, this reminds me of 30 years ago when people used to stylise it as Micro$oft or creatively misspell it as Microshaft, etc. Even on the Amiga, there was the filesystem that could read PC format disks that was called MessyDos. It just seems like the next generation has discovered what an easy name it is to make puns from.

If you're German-speaking: "Klopilot" and "Vibrierkot" are some modern day personal favorites. On a similar, nostalgic note, I recall boot screens for "Sinnlos 98" floating around, back when modifying the bootup logo was a thing.

As a Polish man I love Klopilot <3

Re: “Microslop” filtered in the official Microsoft Copilot Discord server

#189
post #40

Don’t they have better things to do? Maybe vibecode a taskbar that moves when you try to move away the mouse over it or perhaps a windows 12 installation procedure that requires a fecal sample and iris scan?

Error: Timeout. Please submit iris scan less than 60 seconds after fecal sample.

Re: “Microslop” filtered in the official Microsoft Copilot Discord server

#190
post #132

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Our vocabulary is so stunted. Has no one else noticed that we increasingly talk about the world like it's fiction playing out in front of us?

Nobody can gauge the world for what it really is. It has always been like that. Proper empiricism is expensive and often enough impossible.

There's inability, and there's not trying.
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