One thing I've never understood about interpretation of quantum entanglement experiments: Based on what I've learned of these experiments, it seems to me that the least mind-bending interpretation is that the entanglement event results in two particles that have some complementary property k (i.e. one particle has k and the other has ~k) and which one of the two, k or ~k, is had by one of the particles is unknowable…
"However, both particles have the property from their inception, and so no faster-than-light or non-local interpretation should be needed." This is incorrect, both particles have a superposition of k and ~k (to use your terminology). It is not the case that when the wavefunction collapses, we just suddenly find out the "internal state" of the particle. This "internal state" simply does not exist until the wavefunctio…
You see, the problem is not whether you can transfer information in human readable form (though if you could that would certainly be a huge problem with relativity!), but whether any effect that propagates faster than the speed of light exists.
You'll have a hard time explaining that in the frame of wavefunction collapse, I think.