Zuck#: A programming language for connecting the world. And harvesting it

I don't think I've seen satire in the form of a programming language before :). Neat. Does anyone else have any other examples? All I can think of are languages like Velado (uses notes) and Piet.

Re: Zuck#: A programming language for connecting the world. And harvesting it

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Post by luqmansen » Thu, Jan 15, 2026, 6:40 PM UTC

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Re: Zuck#: A programming language for connecting the world. And harvesting it

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Post by forgotpwd16 » Thu, Jan 15, 2026, 6:40 PM UTC

A rare example of language implemented atop PHP. Should've made with Llama for extra Meta points.

Re: Zuck#: A programming language for connecting the world. And harvesting it

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Post by dleslie » Thu, Jan 15, 2026, 6:44 PM UTC

halperter wrote: post #6

I don't think I've seen satire in the form of a programming language before :). Neat. Does anyone else have any other examples? All I can think of are languages like Velado (uses notes) and Piet.

There's TrumpScript.

https://github.com/samshadwell/TrumpScript

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Post by bryanrasmussen » Thu, Jan 15, 2026, 6:46 PM UTC

halperter wrote: post #6

I don't think I've seen satire in the form of a programming language before :). Neat. Does anyone else have any other examples? All I can think of are languages like Velado (uses notes) and Piet.

I mean theoretically brainf*ck is, but I'm pretty if you were to find satirical programming languages they would be satirizing development itself or a type of development (object-oriented, functional), and this is satirizing a purpose of development.