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Re: Microsoft Office renamed to “Microsoft 365 Copilot app”

#24

Earlier quoted context omitted.

If that's the case it is not obvious office.com's title now says "Welcome to the Microsoft 365 Copilot app", and right underneath it says "The Microsoft 365 Copilot app (formerly Office)".

What’s not obvious? It went from “Microsoft 365” (the dumb but old rebrand) to “Microsoft 365 Copilot”.

”Formerly Office” suggests Office is no more.

Re: Microsoft Office renamed to “Microsoft 365 Copilot app”

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post #17

This is getting bizarre, worse than Balmer's Microsoft.

It's a good analogy. Balmer went into the right direction (cloud), but with the wrong execution. Nadella is also going into a sensible direction (ai), but the execution is abysmal.

Instead of focusing on properly executing a handful of projects where AI could be leveraged successfully, they went all in on AI everywhere with only a very handful of useful tools.

Re: Microsoft Office renamed to “Microsoft 365 Copilot app”

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1975: Traf-O-Data renamed Microsoft. Traffic counting ditched. Visionary.

1985: MS-DOS released. Users typed everything. Peak convenience.

1995: Windows 95 launched. Clippy forced assistance. Users thrilled.

2012: Metro interface rolled out. Tiles everywhere. Intuitive design.

2014: Windows Azure renamed Microsoft Azure. “Windows” dropped. Bold move.

2020: Office 365 renamed Microsoft 365. Bing renamed Microsoft Bing. Defender renamed Microsoft Defender. Branding masterstroke.

2022: Office brand killed after 32 years. Portal substituted. Heartwarming farewell.

2023: Bing Chat renamed Copilot. Azure AD renamed Entra ID. Creativity unleashed.

2024: Groove Music renamed endlessly. Finally axed. Customer loyalty rewarded.

2025: Microsoft 365 renamed Microsoft 365 Copilot app. Price hiked. Bargain.

2026: Copilot slapped on everything. Rebranding triumphs. Bugs eternal. Pure genius.

Re: Microsoft Office renamed to “Microsoft 365 Copilot app”

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It is 2026, the year of The War of the Memes

Office worker: Somebody set us up the bomb.

Manager who chose Microsoft over the available alternatives: Main screen turn on.

Microsoft-labelled robot: All your files are belong to us

Microsoft-labelled robot: You have no chance to survive make your time

Microsoft-labelled robot (voice changed): We are the Bot. Lower your firewalls and surrender your data. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

Microsoft-labelled robot: Freedom is irrelevant. Self determination is irrelevant. Your archaic culture is authority driven. It has been decided that a single individual will be selected to speak for us. You have been chosen to be that voice.

Manager (voice changed): I am the beginning, the end, the one who is many. I am the Bot.

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