A bit less enraged: pre-commit hooks should be pure functions. They must not mutate the files being committed. At best, they should generate a report. At worst, they could reject a commit (e.g. if it contains a private key file included by mistake).
To put it more bluntly, pre-commit hooks are pre-commit hooks, exactly what it says on the tin. Not linting hooks or checking hooks or content filters. Depending on what exactly you want to do, they may or may not be the best tool for the job.
To put it even more bluntly, if you are trying to enforce proper formatting, pre-commit hooks are absolutely the wrong tool for the job, as hooks are trivially bypassable, and not shared when cloning a repo, by design.