Show HN: Gemini Pro 3 imagines the HN front page 10 years from now • Hacker News Board

Re: Show HN: Gemini Pro 3 imagines the HN front page 10 years from now

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Post by teiferer » Wed, Dec 10, 2025, 6:47 AM UTC

ray_v wrote: post #672

pseudosavant wrote: post #633

Earlier quoted context omitted.

SQLite 4.0 Release Notes: https://sw.vtom.net/hn35/pages/90098234.html Another absolute gem: Columns now support "Vibe" affinity. If the data feels like an integer, it is stored as an integer. This resolves the long-standing "strict tables" debate by ignoring both sides. Also: SQLite 4.0 is now the default bootloader for 60% of consumer electronics. The build artifacts include sqlite3.wasm which can now run bare-meta…

I may live to see it; peak sqlite.

You are laughing. IBM has already been there, with DB2 having essentially been the OS on mainframes a few decades ago.

Re: Show HN: Gemini Pro 3 imagines the HN front page 10 years from now

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Post by mordechai9000 » Wed, Dec 10, 2025, 6:53 AM UTC

"Is it time to rewrite sudo in Zig?"

This is rage bait! :-)

Re: Show HN: Gemini Pro 3 imagines the HN front page 10 years from now

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Post by hereme888 » Wed, Dec 10, 2025, 6:57 AM UTC

This is the most hilarious list ever. Google kills Gemini Cloud Services. This AI has quite a psycho sense of humor against itself.

A text editor that doesn't use AI, lol, that's a deep joke for an AI.

Re: Show HN: Gemini Pro 3 imagines the HN front page 10 years from now

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Post by fumblertzu » Wed, Dec 10, 2025, 6:57 AM UTC

I would appreciate the same thing written by a human. That human would probably have lots of fun writing this.

Re: Show HN: Gemini Pro 3 imagines the HN front page 10 years from now

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Post by dwd » Wed, Dec 10, 2025, 7:03 AM UTC

solarized wrote: post #684

i'm kind of having trust issues with HN comments now. I can barely detecy anymore which ones are bots or humans.

Exactly. Maybe not HN so much, but Reddit is cooked, as clever/snarky comments are what makes it fun.

Re: Show HN: Gemini Pro 3 imagines the HN front page 10 years from now

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Post by mock-possum » Wed, Dec 10, 2025, 7:12 AM UTC

sschueller wrote: post #162

mixedbit wrote: post #96

Missing: Tesla to release full unsupervised self-driving mode in 6 months

More like: Musk denied appeal, will stay in prison.

A girl can dream.

Re: Show HN: Gemini Pro 3 imagines the HN front page 10 years from now

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Post by mock-possum » Wed, Dec 10, 2025, 7:13 AM UTC

> 27. The unexpected return of server-side rendering (htmx.org)

Ha this one got me

Re: Show HN: Gemini Pro 3 imagines the HN front page 10 years from now

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Post by DSpider » Wed, Dec 10, 2025, 7:17 AM UTC

The 2 things that you can comfortably predict with good accuracy: EU passing new regulation laws & yet another YC company trying to give context to AI agents.

Re: Show HN: Gemini Pro 3 imagines the HN front page 10 years from now

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Post by cwmoore » Wed, Dec 10, 2025, 7:19 AM UTC

Anyone mind if I just say: Thanks, I hate it?

Re: Show HN: Gemini Pro 3 imagines the HN front page 10 years from now

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Post by elcritch » Wed, Dec 10, 2025, 7:27 AM UTC

alex1138 wrote: post #674

elcritch wrote: post #141

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Well not the only one, there’s Musk and Neurolink. Such chips will inevitably run AI of some sort to effectively communicate with our brains.

Yeah well I don't know how to feel about EM I gave him a chance. Twitter was unacceptably censoring any covid dissent. He freed some of it. Then you find out about the people killed in Tesla crashes. Or him calling the cave rescuer in Thailand a pedo

He’s certainly a flawed character.