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Sometimes your life would be easier if you just changed your name.

It's unjust.

Sure, but if tomorrow some dude with the same name as me decides to go on a killing spree, or sexually assault a toddler, I'd change my name. Just or unjust.

I'd have to change my email domain too though, so that would suck, but at least I could put up a website there explaining my new name and that I am not the now world famous terrorist who shot up a kindergarden/fondled the pope/ate a baby.

Re: I Am Mark Zuckerberg

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Dennis Ritchie (co-inventor of the C programming language) had a page on his personal web site called “My other lives” with a list of other Dennis Ritchies. “Outside of my main professional career, I have accumulated other WWW-recorded accomplishments and have other interests. Generally I pursue these interests using separate mail addresses, SS#, and DNA.” It's preserved here: https://www.nokia.com/bell-labs/about/de…

This made me feel the world is huge and I know nothing about the lived lives of others.

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I once received a number of hateful mentions and DMs on Twitter because I share my name with a 60 Minutes Australia journalist who was the producer on a story about Conrad Murray (Michael Jackson's personal doctor). People really are that stupid.

I worked with a guy that shares the name with the Norwegian mass murderer who targeted children at a youth camp. I think had some pretty though years, but never changed his name.

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In the south of Italy where families were very close to each others, children abundant, and passing the name of grandparents to first and second borns was expected people ended up with tons of namesakes. I have 6 people in my direct family who all share same name and last name.

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Mark Zuckerberg may soon sue Mark Zuckerberg about name issues. I most assuredly would not want to be Mark Zuckerberg. That name is not inspiring to most people. (Also, by the way, because Zuckerberg is perfectly fine german: Zucker = Sugar, Berg = Mountain, so a mountain of sugar. That's not good for your health either, in particular your teeth.)

already did https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5yk810pgkko

Re: I Am Mark Zuckerberg

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Mark Zuckerberg may soon sue Mark Zuckerberg about name issues. I most assuredly would not want to be Mark Zuckerberg. That name is not inspiring to most people. (Also, by the way, because Zuckerberg is perfectly fine german: Zucker = Sugar, Berg = Mountain, so a mountain of sugar. That's not good for your health either, in particular your teeth.)

The Facebook founder's father was a dentist, which is pretty funny given the name.

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How do Chinese people deal with name conflicts? If I wanna check the internet for someone, I find it impossible because for a lot of names there's at least thousands of people with the same exact full name. It must give both a feeling of safety but also frustration if you may want to stand out.

India is an interesting subject with so many Kumars and Prasads. They probably don't try to stand out with their name brand.

In Korea: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_(Korean_surname)#Clans

Re: I Am Mark Zuckerberg

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

The "rich" Mark Zuckerburg should give him some compensation for the hassle. That would be right thing to do.

Answer the question: What would an asshole do? They would buy up their neighbors' houses to make an unapproved mega compound, buy up ancestral Hawaiian land to block communal land access, and do unlicensed shit without permits making their remaining neighbors miserable. So what is right by virtue is unlikely to happen because almost all billionaires are legitimized criminal aristocrats subject to a different set of r…

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