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Perfect scrolling, your applications can't spy on you, iTunes integration, and you don't constantly need to play whack-an-app to preserve battery life.
How do they manage the "applications can't spy on you" part? (Not counting the WhatsApp debacle). Also: iTunes???
Pick some well off high school nearby and ask kids how often they buy something on iTunes. You'll cry when a large portion of them say multiple times per week. You'll go catatonic when they mention regularly spending over $100 per month.
We are not the target demo for these devices--normal people are.