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Why are anime catgirls blocking my access to the Linux kernel?

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Re: Why are anime catgirls blocking my access to the Linux kernel?

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When I instantly read it, I knew it was anubis. I hope the anime catgirls never disapear from that project :)

It's not the only project with an anime girl as its mascot.

ComfyUI has what I think is a foxgirl as its official mascot, and that's the de-facto primary UI for generating Stable Diffusion or related content.

Re: Why are anime catgirls blocking my access to the Linux kernel?

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This is a usually technical crowd, so I can't help but wonder if many people genuinely don't get it, or if they are just feigning a lack of understanding to be dismissive of Anubis. Sure, the people who make the AI scraper bots are going to figure out how to actually do the work. The point is that they hadn't, and this worked for quite a while. As the botmakers circumvent, new methods of proof-of-notbot will be made…

Respectfully, I think it's you missing the point here. None of this is to say you shouldn't use Anubis, but Tavis Ormandy is offering a computer science critique of how it purports to function. You don't have to care about computer science in this instance! But you can't dismiss it because it's computer science. Consider: An adaptive password hash like bcrypt or Argon2 uses a work function to apply asymmetric costs t…

The (almost only?) distinguishing factor between genuine users and bots is the total volume of requests, but this can still be used for asymmetric costs. If botPain > botPainThreshold and humanPain botPain = nBotRequests * cpuWorkPerRequest * dollarsPerCpuSecond

humanPain = c_1 * max(elapsedTimePerRequest) + c_2 * avg(elapsedTimePerRequest)

The article points out that the botPain Anubis currently generates is unfortunately much too low to hit any realistic threshold. But if the cost model I've suggested above is in any way realistic, then useful improvements would include:

1. More frequent but less taxing computation demands (this assumes c_1 >> c_2)

2. Parallel computation (this improves the human experience with no effect for bots)

ETA: Concretely, regarding (1), I would tolerate 500ms lag on every page load (meaning forget about the 7-day cookie), and wouldn't notice 250ms.

Re: Why are anime catgirls blocking my access to the Linux kernel?

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I wouldn't be surprised if just delaying the server response by some 3 seconds will have the same effect on those scrapers as Anubis claims.

There is literally no point wasting 3 seconds of a computer's time and it's expensive wasting 3 seconds of a person's time. That is literally an anti-human filter.

You've just described Anubis, yeah

Re: Why are anime catgirls blocking my access to the Linux kernel?

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This arms race will have a terminus. The bots will eventually be indistinguishable from humans. Some already are.

> The bots will eventually be indistinguishable from humans Not until they get issued government IDs they won't! Extrapolating from current trends, some form of online ID attestation (likely based on government-issued ID[1]) will become normal in the next decade, and naturally, this will be included in the anti-bot arsenal. It will be up to the site operator to trust identities signed by the Russian government. 1. De…

Can't wait to start my stolen id as a service for the botnets

Re: Why are anime catgirls blocking my access to the Linux kernel?

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This is a usually technical crowd, so I can't help but wonder if many people genuinely don't get it, or if they are just feigning a lack of understanding to be dismissive of Anubis. Sure, the people who make the AI scraper bots are going to figure out how to actually do the work. The point is that they hadn't, and this worked for quite a while. As the botmakers circumvent, new methods of proof-of-notbot will be made…

It sounds like you're saying that it's not the proof-of-work that's stopping AI scrapers, but the fact that Anubis imposes an unusual flow to load the site.

If that's true Anubis should just remove the proof-of-work part, so legitimate human visitors don't have to stare at a loading screen for several seconds while their device wastes electricity.

Re: Why are anime catgirls blocking my access to the Linux kernel?

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> The CAPTCHA forces vistors to solve a problem designed to be very difficult for computers but trivial for humans I'm an unsure if this deadpan humor or if the author has never tried to solve a CAPTCHA that is something like "select the squares with an orthodox rabbi present"

There are also services out that will solve any CAPTCHA for you at a very small cost to you. And an AI company will get steep discounts with the volumes of traffic they do. There are some browser extensions for it too, like NopeCHA, it works 99% of the time and saves me the hassle of doing them. Any site using CAPTCHA's today is really only hurting there real customers and low hanging fruit. Of course this assumes th…

Yes, but not at a rate that enables them to be a risk to your hosting bill. My understanding is that the goal here isn't to prevent crawlers, it's to prevent overly aggressive ones.

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

> The bots will eventually be indistinguishable from humans Not until they get issued government IDs they won't! Extrapolating from current trends, some form of online ID attestation (likely based on government-issued ID[1]) will become normal in the next decade, and naturally, this will be included in the anti-bot arsenal. It will be up to the site operator to trust identities signed by the Russian government. 1. De…

Can't wait to sign into my web browser with my driver's license.

In all likelihood, most people will do so via the Apple Wallet (or the equivalent on their non-Apple devices). It's going to be painful to use Open source OSes for a while, thanks to CloudFlare and Anubis. This is not the future I want, but we can't have nice things.

Re: Why are anime catgirls blocking my access to the Linux kernel?

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If someone's out to uniquely identify your activity on the internet, your User-Agent string is going to be the least of your problems.

Not sure what you mean, as exactly this is happening currently on 99% of the web. Brought to you by: ads

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Re: Why are anime catgirls blocking my access to the Linux kernel?

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post #309

Earlier quoted context omitted.

If someone's out to uniquely identify your activity on the internet, your User-Agent string is going to be the least of your problems.

Not sure what you mean, as exactly this is happening currently on 99% of the web. Brought to you by: ads

I think what they meant is: there’s already so many other ways to fingerprint (say, canvas) that a common user agent doesn’t significantly help you

Re: Why are anime catgirls blocking my access to the Linux kernel?

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Every time I see one of these I think it's a malicious redirect to some pervert-dwelling imageboard. On that note, is kernel.org really using this for free and not the paid version without the anime? Linux Foundation really that desperate for cash after they gas up all the BMW's?

It's crazy ( especially considering anime is more popular now than ever; netflix alone is making billions a year on anime) that people see a completely innocent little anime picture and immediately think "pervent-dwelling imageboard".

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