"Stop children using VPNs to watch porn", UK politicians told
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#4This is actually a great time to launch a product for 13-18 year olds who'll be looking for something else to do on their phones during the 6 hours they used to spend watching porn.
I'm thinking of an AI tool that automatically dresses people in porn videos, turning them into 12+ content. The Pro+ plan could even replace the moaning with actual dialogue. That way they can keep watching their favourite movies without needing to verify their age or use a VPN.
The only thing I need for VCs to invest is to put the term "10x" on my website.
"10x fewer moans and 10x more dialogue"
Re: "Stop children using VPNs to watch porn", UK politicians told
#5Now you will need an ID check for using a VPN service, and it won't stop the children, so next you'll need an ID check to access your device, face ID will become mandatory except every access will be logged and sent to a Government Compliant Service® for possible review.
If only parents could start parenting, but we know by now this has nothing to do with the children.
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#6This being the UK... Perhaps better to establish The Office of Permission, then ban everything except requesting a permission form the new office... And thus create a whole permission economy, putting the `Great` back in Great Britain... /s
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#7I notice the government spokesperson said that "VPNs are legal tools for adults..." (emphasis mine), thereby giving away the plan somewhat.
Re: "Stop children using VPNs to watch porn", UK politicians told
#8This is actually a great time to launch a product for 13-18 year olds who'll be looking for something else to do on their phones during the 6 hours they used to spend watching porn. I'm thinking of an AI tool that automatically dresses people in porn videos, turning them into 12+ content. The Pro+ plan could even replace the moaning with actual dialogue. That way they can keep watching their favourite movies without…
But dialogue is boring...
In other words, if they can't watch porn, they'll probably start practicing it. This is good news! Population collapse will stop, economy will grow, housing prices will soar, pension funds will have new contributors in 20 years, etc. etc.
Re: "Stop children using VPNs to watch porn", UK politicians told
#9This being the UK... Perhaps better to establish The Office of Permission, then ban everything except requesting a permission form the new office... And thus create a whole permission economy, putting the `Great` back in Great Britain... /s
But how do we prevent children accessing the office of permission?
Re: "Stop children using VPNs to watch porn", UK politicians told
#10Now you will need an ID check for using a VPN service, and it won't stop the children, so next you'll need an ID check to access your device, face ID will become mandatory except every access will be logged and sent to a Government Compliant Service® for possible review. If only parents could start parenting, but we know by now this has nothing to do with the children.
Meanwhile, some guy in the UK with face tattoos is being asked by face recognition software to remove his mask before he can wank.