Nice post! There's a lot of stuff here that I had no idea was in built-in already. I tried making a standalone executable with the command provided, but it produced a .blob which I believe still requires the Node runtime to run. I was able to make a true executable with postject per the Node docs[1], but a simple Hello World resulted in a 110 MB binary. This is probably a drawback worth mentioning. Also, seeing those…
Yeah, many people here are saying this is AI written. Possibly entirely. It says: "You can now bundle your Node.js application into a single executable file", but doesn't actually provide the command to create the binary. Something like: npx postject hello NODE_SEA_BLOB sea-prep.blob \ --sentinel-fuse NODE_SEA_FUSE_fce680ab2cc467b6e072b8b5df1996b2
Look up dialectical hedging. Dead AI giveaway.