Fry: Do you take Visa? Clerk: Visa hasn't existed for 500 years. Fry: American Express? Clerk: 600 years. Fry: Discover Card? Clerk: Sorry, we don't take Discover.
Peter Griffin: Ha! Hey, Lois! Diamond Jim Brady over here just asked if we accept the Discover Card.
Lois Griffin: Ohhhh! They're in an exclusive club that's called 'anybody'!
Peter Griffin: Yeah! No, no, no! I don't think so. You know, you know, I'd rather take two live chickens than your fly-by-night credit card. I would rather take a jar of pennies which value was less than your bill.