In the meantime, in the alternative universe I wish I were living in, the same thing happens to the company behind the widely used Clojure programming language...
5th search result for Closure in Google: http://freegeek.in/blog/2011/06/10-clojure-one-liners/ Tell me that is not Perl all over again.
Those are neither line-noise, nor fickle one-line imperative solutions.
On the contrary, they are elegant and easy to read --you just have to understand the basics of functional programming, map, reduce, filter and the like (which, in themselves are trivial concepts).
Stuff like those in the article:
(pmap process-line lines)
(dotimes [n 4] (println "Happy Birthday " (if (= n 2) "dear Rich" "to You")))
(reduce max [14 35 -7 46 98])
(def file-text (slurp "data.txt"))
(partition-by #(> % 60) [49 58 76 82 88 90])
(clojure.xml/parse "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?&q=clojure)
are so easy and clutter-free that what I cannot even begin to comprehend how someone would accuse them of the bad readability that characterises the "Perl one-liner".