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Don't watermark your legal PDFs with purple dragons in suits

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Re: Don't watermark your legal PDFs with purple dragons in suits

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I used to put a diagonal light gray huge "DRAFT" across pages of certain documents for which it was important that a working draft not be interpreted as final.

What would've been a great use for the lawyer's dragon documents would be to clearly mark incomplete/unapproved drafts, for internal review only.

Because, obviously, there was no way that you would accidentally submit a filing to the court with a huge purple cartoon dragon on every page.

Depending on the lawyer's personality, a big purple dragon might also double as lighthearted stress relief, when billing 12+ hours a day, of high-stakes work.

Re: Don't watermark your legal PDFs with purple dragons in suits

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- "The whole story would be far more humorous were it not from a case in which Perrone represented a woman who claims that she nearly died after being incarcerated and not given proper medical care. Perrone must now refile his complaint in that case—without the cartoon dragon." That should be more offensive than cartoons. In a just world. It's not as if the victim had the luxury of many choices of law firms, or any c…

The world has gone from substance to optics. You see it in every industry or field.

Heh, optics have been important since the dawn of man, and probably even before. Ziggurats are all about optics, and so are mating displays. A cynic might say "more important", but that's hard to ascertain.

Re: Don't watermark your legal PDFs with purple dragons in suits

#53
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Any image in this position would be distracting. However, I have never understood notions like this: “it is juvenile and impertinent. The Court is not a cartoon” Is like my great grandpa scolding us at the dinner table for laughing and talking.

> Is like my great grandpa scolding us at the dinner table for laughing and talking It's more like a non-familial, formal dinner setting. Think about a job interview where the CEO and interviewer take you and another interviewee to dinner in a fancy restaurant. You turn up in jeans and sneakers with your buddy and you laugh and crack jokes together, the other interviewee turns up in smart clothes and talks soberly. I…

Surely you are aware that a lot of the people on this site interview in their jeans

Re: Don't watermark your legal PDFs with purple dragons in suits

#54

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> Is like my great grandpa scolding us at the dinner table for laughing and talking It's more like a non-familial, formal dinner setting. Think about a job interview where the CEO and interviewer take you and another interviewee to dinner in a fancy restaurant. You turn up in jeans and sneakers with your buddy and you laugh and crack jokes together, the other interviewee turns up in smart clothes and talks soberly. I…

Surely you are aware that a lot of the people on this site interview in their jeans

If the CEO invites you to dinner at a high end restaurant hopefully you change into something a bit nicer.

Re: Don't watermark your legal PDFs with purple dragons in suits

#55
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For example, I like to put Batman as a dummy user I can't remember the details, but I've heard a story multiple times about a fake-sounding name being used in testing -- I think US military payroll? -- and causing problems when a real person had that name. Can anyone here remember this? In any case, "batman" is just about plausible enough that it could be real. I tend to use names like "Mr. Testy Testalicious" which…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_(surname) - 'Batman is a surname of English origin. It originates from Saint Bartholomew and means "a friend or servant of Bart."' It lists a few people, like "Daniel Batman (20 March 1981 – 26 June 2012) was an Australian sprinter." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Batman A few DDG searches finds others with the surname Batman who are not famous enough to be on Wikipedia.

Aside: Batman (John) is also a well known name in Melbourne, au.

He was a kind of founding father. He negotiated a fake treaty to steal the land from the local Kulin nation. He wanted to call it Batmania.

Also responsible for organising hunting parties for bushrangers and multiple massacres and genocide of aboriginal people in NSW, VIC, and TAS.

Total fucking cunt.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Batman

Re: Don't watermark your legal PDFs with purple dragons in suits

#56

Also, sometimes we (developers) like to use wacky data for testing purposes. For example, I like to put Batman as a dummy user, and my QA likes to upload cat pictures when testing uploads/images. We do it so it's obvious it's test data, and also we're lazy to think of more "real" data. Just say some users expect real(ish) data for testing. I had a client who was totally not happy when he saw Batman and Superman in th…

For example, I like to put Batman as a dummy user I can't remember the details, but I've heard a story multiple times about a fake-sounding name being used in testing -- I think US military payroll? -- and causing problems when a real person had that name. Can anyone here remember this? In any case, "batman" is just about plausible enough that it could be real. I tend to use names like "Mr. Testy Testalicious" which…

I used to use Test T. Testerton until coworkers critiqued that "Test T" reminded them of male genitals.

Re: Don't watermark your legal PDFs with purple dragons in suits

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Surely you are aware that a lot of the people on this site interview in their jeans

If the CEO invites you to dinner at a high end restaurant hopefully you change into something a bit nicer.

I'm sorry to disappoint

Re: Don't watermark your legal PDFs with purple dragons in suits

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I see what you are saying about there being different standards. I would follow up with, if the shoe was on the other foot, do you believe that a lawyer with tattoos and or purple hair should be allowed to practice? We may never agree? But I think that we should be more tolerant of individuality than prejudice.

I disagree with the way the bar associations are currently constructed as state-sanctioned monopolies. Since they're technically the ones who determine who is "allowed to practice", that's a hard question to answer. I'd be comfortable establishing a stronger dress code for courtrooms - wear business casual or some such - but dyed hair and tattoos aren't easily fixable mistakes if you get called to court, so they have…

I don't like the idea that one should be excluded from doing a type of work because of something arbitrary like hair color or skin markings.

Re: Don't watermark your legal PDFs with purple dragons in suits

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If the CEO invites you to dinner at a high end restaurant hopefully you change into something a bit nicer.

I'm sorry to disappoint

No reason for disappointment, but you likely won't be invited back.

Re: Don't watermark your legal PDFs with purple dragons in suits

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I get why furries are called that — they’re into human-animal caricatures with fur. What do you call someone who likes dragons? Scalies?

People who are into dragons are furries, it's not a literal term. Their furry subgroup is usually called scalies, which besides dragons and snakes include people who are into things like salamanders and other amphibians. I'm under the impression that such taxonomies are less important to these in-groups than whether you're just into the aesthetic or get off on it sexually as well.

Disney movies and 80s cartoons with talking animals really created a whole new subculture.
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