this post is not really practical advice if you want to actually enter the US. here's some: mail it
This is not practical advice either. US Customs will happily open your package and go through it for "inspection"
not to mention that there are rooms and people trained in every airport to scan your phone as a routine component of their daily function WHEREAS customs on mail are 90% concerned about duties and 10% concerned about smuggling. 0% on what kinda sms you send to your buddies