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Re: CERN scientists find evidence of quantum entanglement in sheep

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perihelions wrote: post #9

I'm not sure what's supposed to be publication-worthy here. This is common knowledge for anyone who's ever interacted with sheep on a farm, in their natural, fermionic superfluid state. If you turn over a sheep and tickle its ticklish underbelly, you get a sheep-laugh (a hilarious sound) only about 50% of the time; the other 50%, you'll hear a sheep laughing from the opposite end of the meadow. Because, you cannot de…

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Re: CERN scientists find evidence of quantum entanglement in sheep

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johnisgood wrote: post #17
unsupp0rted wrote: post #15

Earlier quoted context omitted.

My VPN Provider decided it's a good opportunity to prank me in the middle of the night, my time. Very funny joke on your customers- so I'm switching to a different provider. It's cuz obviously I don't have a sense of humor. Life is short and all that. Useless internet day indeed.

How did they prank you, what did they do?

Haha, we routed all your traffic through a server in Iran.

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Re: CERN scientists find evidence of quantum entanglement in sheep

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Post by wasabi991011 »

Lerc wrote: post #70
scottmcf wrote: post #4

Ah, I see it's useless internet day, catch you all tomorrow.

I'm kinda ok with the science ones, They are whimsical and I don't think they actively interfere with real research. In the current events sphere I think much of the world has grown weary of trying to use logic to estimate the plausibility of a story. I saw a story about a senator that actually cares giving an impassioned speech for hours on end. Remember the times when that actually happened.

> I saw a story about a senator that actually cares giving an impassioned speech for hours on end. Remember the times when that actually happened.

You are talking about the Cory Booker speech? I don't see any indication that this is an April fool's joke if that's what you're implying. Otherwise I don't understand what you mean.

Re: CERN scientists find evidence of quantum entanglement in sheep

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Post by ebiester »

Lerc wrote: post #70
scottmcf wrote: post #4

Ah, I see it's useless internet day, catch you all tomorrow.

I'm kinda ok with the science ones, They are whimsical and I don't think they actively interfere with real research. In the current events sphere I think much of the world has grown weary of trying to use logic to estimate the plausibility of a story. I saw a story about a senator that actually cares giving an impassioned speech for hours on end. Remember the times when that actually happened.

I'm a bit confused... Cory Booker is indeed doing a filibuster right now, and it's just timed in a way that nobody thought of april fools.
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