Sorry to hear about your friend. Here's a joke: Q: What do you call alternative medicine that works? A: Medicine. Seriously though, "bio hacks" are no different. If these things worked, it's very likely they'd just be normal practiced oncology. Oncology isn't a subfield of medicine where researchers are overly cautious about risks. The patient is practically guaranteed to die, so even if your research has a chance of…
> Q: What do you call alternative medicine that works? A: Medicine
Medicine that doesn’t work is grandfathered in to be called Medicine to. I don’t know how standard harmful treatments get retired from active use.
I mentioned your joke in a comment on a submission about stents: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14722748