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ASCII porn predates the Internet but it's still everywhere (2019)

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Re: ASCII porn predates the Internet but it's still everywhere (2019)

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post #45

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It's not trivial to display ASCII art as text in html. There's so many ways to mess it up that unless the site is dedicated to ASCII art, a simple image is really preferable.

Can you tell about some?

Check my earlier comment https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42572483

Re: ASCII porn predates the Internet but it's still everywhere (2019)

#52
post #42

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For whitespace and for the simplest ASCII sure, but for anything a bit more complex you might have problems with 1. HTML reserved characters like and \. 2. overflowing content 3. displaying ASCII made with special encodings and characters sets, like code page 437 4. displaying nonprintable (control) characters 5. displaying colors 6. text preprocessors messing up the formatting

the Virtual terminal[1] from Asciinema[2] is what I use but that is a lot more difficult than just including a video of it. I got CMS from a very expensive CMS to support Asciinema but it was actually too much effort to be worth it I had to recompile some components make a editor interface etc etc. [1] https://github.com/asciinema/avt [2] https://docs.asciinema.org/how-it-works/

check out my website:

https://terminoid.com/discover/

i still need to add seeking and stuff, but it works. like asciinema but based on xterm.js

Re: ASCII porn predates the Internet but it's still everywhere (2019)

#54
I remember finding ASCII porn online as a kid in the late 90’s and finding it the most hilarious thing I’d ever seen in my 11 years on the planet.

Honestly, I’d never really thought about it again until reading this. It actually gave me a good appreciation for it. There’s a pretty insane amount of detail in it. Quite the commitment.

Re: ASCII porn predates the Internet but it's still everywhere (2019)

#56
post #11

I actuallly prefer this over the stuff they have now. It’s part art, part sleaze

Then you would have loved the HyperCard Smut Stack, the first commercial HyperCard stack ever released! I've begged Chuck to dig around to see if he has an old copy of the floppy lying around and upload it, but so far I don't know of a copy online you can run. Its bold pioneering balance of art and slease deserves preservation, and the story behind it is hilarious. Edit: OMG I've just found the Geraldo episode with C…

That Geraldo episode has me rolling, thanks for the share.

Re: ASCII porn predates the Internet but it's still everywhere (2019)

#57
There's an old LCM (Living Computer Museum, RIP) video where they run off a card deck of a risque ASCII art program on an IBM mainframe's line printer. It feigns a printer fault after printing the subject down to the shoulders, only to finish the print suddenly (line printers are fast!) when the operator has gone over to the printer. IIRC the original livestream was unprepared for that :P

Re: ASCII porn predates the Internet but it's still everywhere (2019)

#58

These are nudes, not porn. Is "The Birth of Venus" by Botticelli also porn?

American culture is very prudish, courtesy of its Puritanical roots which even today cause us to label a woman sucking off an enormous penis (like in "Deep ASCII", referenced in article) as so-called "pornography".

Where in the world is a clip of a woman "sucking off an enormous penis" not considered pornography? I'm European and I can't really believe that

Re: ASCII porn predates the Internet but it's still everywhere (2019)

#59
post #20

It's kind of funny that every example the article shows is a screenshot or video. Not a single one was actual ASCII text in the HTML...

It's not trivial to display ASCII art as text in html. There's so many ways to mess it up that unless the site is dedicated to ASCII art, a simple image is really preferable.

4chan's /jp/ has [sjis] bbcode tags for formatting ASCII art consistently with the Mona typeface.

No thread up though, and the archive doesn't support the tags.

Re: ASCII porn predates the Internet but it's still everywhere (2019)

#60

Earlier quoted context omitted.

American culture is very prudish, courtesy of its Puritanical roots which even today cause us to label a woman sucking off an enormous penis (like in "Deep ASCII", referenced in article) as so-called "pornography".

Where in the world is a clip of a woman "sucking off an enormous penis" not considered pornography? I'm European and I can't really believe that

I think you're missing the heavy sarcasm there
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