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3. "Dedicated server" at any hosting provider Open their management console, press order now, 15 mins later get your server's IP address.
For purposes of this discussion, isn't AWS just a very large hosting provider? I.e. most hosting providers give you the option for virtual or dedicated hardware. So does Amazon (metal instances). Like, "cloud" was always an ill-defined term, but in the case of "how do I provision full servers" I think there's no qualitative difference between Amazon and other hosting providers. Quantitative, sure.
I can't even imagine how much the US Federal Government is charging American taxpayers to pay AWS for hosting there, it has to be astronomical.