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If I plot two lines on a graph for you: y1 = 0.02x + 1 y2 = 0.10x + 0.5 Regardless of the fact that y2 started at 0.5, fully half of what y1 started at, at some point y2 overtakes y1. It's impotent to whine endlessly that a language used to be bad. So PHP 5 years ago was terrible. PHP today is 'nearly as good' as Python (I'd argue it's better). In 5 years PHP is going to blow Python out of the water. These languages…
I think your graph is accurate when it comes to the amount of effort put into polishing each language -- but as to actual quality, I'd firstly say y=1 is the goal (the language is basically complete; you can add more around the edges, but the core is solid and needs no more changes), and it doesn't account for the fact that with a constant large amount of effort as input, progress as output slows down exponentially d…
Not your functions, not your plane, you don't get to define parameters.
> starting off awful and rapidly turning into a giant blob of band-aids :P
PHP has been completely rewritten at least twice.
> everything else is more productive after the initial setup hurdle~
Can you give a single example of something in Python that introduces greater productivity than PHP?
> and in all three cases other languages have done them better
> so I'm not sure why PHP having them since 2005 is supposed to be a good sign...
Now you're just being a pedant. The point is that it isn't 2005 and it's not 1978. It's 2012. Talking about what the capabilities of a language were almost a decade ago is useless.