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Survival tips if you find yourself in the Middle Ages?

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Re: Survival tips if you find yourself in the Middle Ages?

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The language barrier is an interesting point. I wonder if there are any places with languages that haven't changed that much? Do you think I might be able to get along in the Middle East in 1000 AD if I knew modern Hebrew?

I don't know about Hebrew but I bet Arabic would be the language to know in 1000 AD if you were in Spain or Persia or many points in between.

Arabic's a good bet because the Qu'ran is still written in the original Mediaeval Arabic and people learn it in order to read it in its original form. The accent might have changed over time but Arabic's going to be good for any time in the last 1300 years.

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there are a few series that cover that area.(not exact mind you, but close enough) First you have the Assati Shards series(1632, 1633, 1634)...basically a town in Virginia get transferred to Germany in 1632. And then you have the Conrad the Engineer series, where you have a guy transported to 13th century Poland, just before the Mongol invasion. But chances are, no matter where you wind up...you'll be dead within a w…

The language barrier is an interesting point. I wonder if there are any places with languages that haven't changed that much? Do you think I might be able to get along in the Middle East in 1000 AD if I knew modern Hebrew?

Latin would be your best bet in Europe. The general populace wouldn't understand you but you could endear yourself to the clergy with it.

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Teeth. I would show off my teeth as a start to my entrepreneurial apothecary business. Our average dental hygiene is way way better than what they had then, and consequently our teeth look like divine pearls in comparison. Hopefully, their amazement will allow a perceived transference of my expertise to other medicinal areas. Also, knowing more math might help me make coinage with some simple engraved code that needs…

knowing some modern first aid would probably be your most valuable asset. you might be able to position yourself as doctor to some powerful noble.

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Have you read Mark Twain's "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court"? http://bulfinch.englishatheist.org/yank/86-h.htm Audio book: http://librivox.org/a-connecticut-yankee-in-king-arthurs-cou...

read Lest Darkness Fall for a MUCH more interesting account.

Re: Survival tips if you find yourself in the Middle Ages?

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Have you read Mark Twain's "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court"? http://bulfinch.englishatheist.org/yank/86-h.htm Audio book: http://librivox.org/a-connecticut-yankee-in-king-arthurs-cou...

read Lest Darkness Fall for a MUCH more interesting account.

Thanks.

Re: Survival tips if you find yourself in the Middle Ages?

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"... how many people living in the US know how to make gunpowder from scratch? Given enough time, I guess I could build a ... How would you survive if suddenly transported back to 1000 AD? ..."

Well I'd hope I'd be pushed forward a few hundred years into the late 12'th - early 13th century and dropped into Western Europe. The UK or France.

Why late 12th/early 13th century France or UK?

Well for one thing the "Hundred Years' War" is just starting and it probably is the most turbulent time in UK/French history and with this comes warfare and opportunity. It turns out this period of history is where the linage of the French House of Capet was broken and King of England (John - Henry III) had gone from owning more land than the King of France to loosing almost the lot.

    The consequences of these new weapons meant 
    that the nobility was no longer the deciding 
    factor in battle; peasants armed with longbows 
    or firearms could gain access to the power, 
    rewards, and prestige once reserved only for 
    knights who bore arms.
But these were heady days for the English this is the time of the Longbow ( and by the way the 2 fingered salute favoured by those of English descent and a token to their weapons superiority ), the introduction of the cannon and the end of the era of chivalry, the introduction of Modern army, the introduction of the Magna Carta some 50-100 years prior, centralised government that had the authority to raise taxes & armies. So in terms of making your mark this was the era.

The first problem you'd have is language. I'd either have to bring a book (latin) or wing it on my language skills but where to learn latin? Anything but a classical education makes me stand out as an uneducated heathen. As for a job if you are fit enough you could either join up as a foot soldier but a more lucrative path might be to hack the warfare technology of the time and work on improving them. One problem at the time was training enough archers to use the longbow efficiently. It took a lot of training from an early age - all English boys from the age of 12 years had to train to use the longbow & all men from the ages of 15-60 carried such weapons.

I'd be looking out for Yeoman ~ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeoman#Middle_Ages

Re: Survival tips if you find yourself in the Middle Ages?

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post #17

there are a few series that cover that area.(not exact mind you, but close enough) First you have the Assati Shards series(1632, 1633, 1634)...basically a town in Virginia get transferred to Germany in 1632. And then you have the Conrad the Engineer series, where you have a guy transported to 13th century Poland, just before the Mongol invasion. But chances are, no matter where you wind up...you'll be dead within a w…

The language barrier is an interesting point. I wonder if there are any places with languages that haven't changed that much? Do you think I might be able to get along in the Middle East in 1000 AD if I knew modern Hebrew?

Modern hebrew is somewhat different, but understandable to those that speak biblical hebrew. But I think in those days they did not speak it, but rather spoke aramaic.

Re: Survival tips if you find yourself in the Middle Ages?

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What would you do to prepare if you knew the journey back in time would start in one hour?

Pack a latin version of the graduale and as much church music as I could cram in a bag. If the bag wasn't coming with me I'd read up on the survivalist websites. Making a compass, that sort of thing. The thing I'd be most worried about is dental hygiene. How do you look after yourself if you don't have a toothbrush and floss? I suppose there'd be less white sugar, which would help. What food you could get would taste…

You don't need a toothbrush or floss, just use a cloth and some salt (if you could get it, depends on exactly where you ended up).
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